23Nov23
Lou’s red-carpet mesh could melt butter, But re: Harry’s hair, he went nutter: First said he ain’t seen it Then muttered AI shit … Horse noises, meet Rolling Stone stutter.
31Oct23
Parmageddon Edition
Some things, they just give you the ick:
Like chicken not cooked makes you sick,
Or protesting too much
Theories no one brought up?
And talking to fans like a dick.
6Nov2023
Hairless Edition
Many tears, like the curls, have been shed.
“He’s acting!” “He’s balding!” they’ve said.
At U2’s Vegas home:
A shiny, sleek dome ...
Not the Sphere — Harry’s freshly shorn head!
Homeless Edition
The internet’s taking-the-piss-ing:
Harry’s house and his hair have gone missing.
Ol’ Ben’s attic shuffle’s
Now hotels with Russell,
While his husband squawks on about chicken.
6Oct23
With hues blue and green, Lou was tinged,
Sang 7’ in Barça, then grinned
Cos sharing is caring
And H still likes wearing
Lou’s jumper — Um, bro, they’re unhinged.
6Sep23
Though Louis may think cats are shit,
While out on a walk with his miss,
H passed a feline
Who fitly opined
Its shrewd thoughts (and ours) with a hiss.
5Sep23
Products change but the method’s alike: Hype new girl on a tailor-made hike, Get Loewe in favor, And Styles’ new fruit of labor? Making green on a rented Lime bike.
The fact it said conclude instead of continues honestly makes my heart sink I can’t believe it’s all coming to an end 😭😭
Narrator: Charlie did in fact get distracted
Instagram credit: polly.florence
Winter is here🤍
Corona Capital | November 18, 2023
I cannot explain the complete & utter connection to Charlie Spring that I felt after I played Mario Kart for the first time in years and destroyed my cousin.
eco-socialism
damnianweyneeI support you poison Ivy
derpyslurpy-da-derp-masterReblog if you support Poison Ivy
neil-gaimanThat’s my girl.
jacobtheloofah
beechicoryImportant context:
(from: https://comicbook.com/comics/news/poison-ivy-batman-guide/)
So. Yeah, Neil Gaiman.
neil-gaimanIt’s true.
niallhoran: Te amo México ❤️ See you next year 🇲🇽
holyshitHarry's own mother has been liking Jeff and Ben's posts about supporting Israel, she completely ignores the issue but made a post defending Harry's haircut (where people, rightfully so in my opinion, called her and Harry out for supporting Israel and staying silent on the matter); and we have known for a while that Gemma is pro Israel though she tried to salvage the situation by saying she's anti violence... What I'm trying to say, and it does hurt my heart, is: I wouldn't be surprised if the pleasing sales are funding the war, especially with Azoff and Irving involved too, and I wish fans would stop supporting this specific adventure of Harry's. (Also, who has the money to spend £140 on perfume??)
yup, when you've got such rich people behind it who openly support israel, you gotta operate under the assumption that some of that money is going to end up being used in support of israel
couple photoshoot for @enchantedlandcoffee
DAVID TENNANT as The Doctor
DOCTOR WHO | “The Star Beast”
Louis using the opportunity (walls lyrics) for thanking the crowd for a sold-out O2 London show - Faith in the future world tour - London,UK - 17.11.2023
Have been seeing lots of videos and I've lost count of how many times this man said thank you throughout the show yesterday.
Corona Capital | November 18, 2023