@bif-jr
gay piece of shit

Honestly i don't even know

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2021-07-31 11:14:21
    neopoints

    me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

    scotchtapeofficial

    jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

    jerryterry

    Did it the lazy easy way: 

    It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

    creamchis

    FETISH?????????

    mia7437

    god i wish i were you

    dust-princess

    Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

    supermunchor

    I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

    miraculouswritings

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

    trappedinavelociraptor

    world heritage post

    thestuffedalligator

    This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

    thestuffedalligator

    Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog

    bendasthecrimson

    What about the crucifixes that have a little crucified Jesus on them? Do they all think they’re Jesus?

    dragonsspire

    I love that this person starts in English and then clearly decides that Spanish (?) Is the Correct Language to speak to this deer in. And you know What? They're right.

    waitwhatdidtheysay

    [captions]

    {animal bleats within parentheses}

    Person holding camera: (bleats loudly) Hey, where your mom at? Where y- (bleats) dónde está mamá? Dónde? (bleats softly) Dónde? (bleats softly) Dónde tu mamá? No tengas? N-no tengas? No tienes? (bleats) Lo siento, pobrecito. 

    detectivehole

    i can understand the use of large house for a family but what do those single rich fucks with the goddamn true mansions do with all that space exactly? like let's table all valid criticisms of the spending and constructing of them aside and just focus on what exactly you do with that space

    chefboyard-bag

    As a real estate photographer I can tell you with a confidence that most of that space is entirely unused. Extra kitchens which have never seen a meal, billiards rooms with untouched felt, an office that no one has ever worked in, a second, or third family room, that no family member has spent any significant amount of time in. I once shot a place with a walk-in closet so large the dude had an 8-person dining room table in the middle of it.. like.. no one is hanging out in your closet homie.. maybe downsize?

    detectivehole

    this is a fantastic answer, thank you for replying. sadly it confirmed my fears that these people are all insane

    indigobluerose

    See this is the most depressing thing about rich people, they don’t even do it right. I’d have a whole room of dollhouses. How do they not do that, isn’t that like, the whole point of money

    sailor-venusaur

    Parasite(2019)

    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

    wish lion's mane jellyfish would stop doing that

    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

    i was going to say doing THAT

    but apparently this photo is fake which is an enormous burst of relief to my already fragile, suddering psyche.

    sadly though THIS photo of a barrel jellfish is real

    don’t like that

    getgoodloser

    Yeah sure that photo is fake, but what ISN'T fake is the fact that the largest lion's mane jellyfish found was about 36 meters long. The average blue whale is about 25 meters long btw.

    getgoodloser

    Here if you'd like to see it:

    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

    we DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE LENGTH that is VERBOTEN

    mira-is-bored

    Gaud, consider: You would prefer to encounter the Lion's Mane.

    This right here? This is the Irukandji Jelly.

    Tiny, right? Easy to miss while swimming through the waves, perhaps?

    These little fuckers are known as some of the most venomous jellies in the world. They hail from Australia, and their sting causes something called Irukandji Syndrome. Irukandji Syndrome comes with lovely symptoms such as:

    - Muscle cramps!

    - Extreme pain in the back and kidneys!

    - Headaches!

    - Nausea!

    - Burning sensations on the skin and face!

    And so much more!

    If you've been stung by one, you're going to need to be hospitalized. No question. These guys send 50-100 people to the hospital yearly, according to Wikipedia.

    So yeah. They can and will fuck you up. And it'll be impossible to tell until it's too late. At least you can see and swim away from the Lion's Mane. Compared to these fucks I'd happily swim right up to the Lion's Mane and give it a great big smooch on it's bell. I don't fear God. I don't fear man. But oh my stars and garters do I fear Australia.