Fantasy of the Day: How to Netflix & Chill
Whatcha going to need is:TV & Netflix Access - For obvious reasons.Snacks - For some light munching.Rope - To keep your date from leaving early/fighting for the remote.Gag - To keep your date from complaining about what show/movie was picked.Foot Stool - To stay comfortable and relaxed during the viewing!
Intentionally pick something boring:Establish Bordom - Put on something bad, this will the attention off Netflix and instead focus it on each other. First Move - Nudge in closer, if they don't move away keep pressing forward.Play Time - The light is green, bond with a tickle fight until the showing is finished.Assert Dominance - Put your feet/shoes in their face. No specific reason, its just fun.
Relax and begin binge watching: Reposition Footrest - Time for both of you to get comfortable again.Snack Refill - For obvious reasons.Select New/Favorite Show - Time to choose something really worth your time.Threats - If your date continues to be rude, blindfold them and put on a foreign film.Enjoy - You can now, as they say, "Chill".