Dumbledore(lecturing Severus for 173648th time): You should get hobby, my boy. It would be good for you.
Snape(scheming) : ...Fine, I’ll go get a hobby.
Dumbledore: Really, my boy?
~Two Days Later~
Snape (flooing Dumbledore’s office): Headmaster, I finished my first project from my hobby.
Dumbledore (excited): I’ll be right over, my boy!
[Goes through the Floo]
Dumbledore: Where is it, my boy?
Snape(proudly smirking): Right here, Headmaster.
Snape(smirking): Well, what do you think?
Dumbledore (on the verge of tears): I love it, my boy!! Oh, I’m so proud of you! May I have it?
Snape (confused): Wait, you really like it? I thought you’d hate it.
Dumbledore (Taken aback): Why would I hate it? I love it because you made it. You put time and effort into this.
Snape (on the verge of tears hugs Dumbledore):
Dumbledore [hugs back immediately]: Oh, my boy.
Snape (through muffled sobs): You can have it. It’s yours! [sobs] You’re not allowed die!
Dumbledore(softly): Thank you, my boy. I not planning on going anywhere anytime soon.
Snape (sniffling): Good because I won’t let you.