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    every episode of scooby doo

    guy: something spooky's happening

    fred: k we'll come check it out

    fred: daphne, velma come with me

    daphne: lol okei

    shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone

    velma: shut up you two

    shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*

    scooby: RAGGY

    shaggy: *oblivious to everything*

    scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY

    shaggy: zoinks!

    *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*

    shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*

    fred: what happened?

    shaggy: M-M-MONSTER

    velma: uh oh

    monster: boo

    all: AAAAH

    *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*

    *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*

    velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!

    monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*

    velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!

    *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*

    monster: whoops i tripped

    scooby: i captured you

    *they pull the monster's mask off*

    fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money

    suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog

    scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO

    all: *laugh*

    I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

    Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.

    Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!

    Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.

    Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.

    -uncomfortable silence-

    Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.

    Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.

    Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.

    Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.

    -the pastor shifts a few notes around-

    Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.

    Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

    -----forever reblog--------

    I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

    Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.

    Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!

    Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.

    Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.

    -uncomfortable silence-

    Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.

    Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.

    Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.

    Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.

    -the pastor shifts a few notes around-

    Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.

    Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

    -----forever reblog--------

    2Pac: And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from our women. Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one.

    Jay-Z: Silly rappers, because we got a couple Porsches, MTV stopped by to film our fortresses. We forget the unfortunate. Sure I ponied up a mill, but I didn't give my time. So in reality I didn't give a dime, or a damn. I just put my monies in the hands of the same people that left my people stranded. Nothin' but a bandit, left them folks abandoned. Damn, that money that we gave was just a band-aid, can't say we better off than we was before.

    Kanye West: Is it genocide? 'Cause I can still hear his momma cry, know the family traumatized. Shots left holes in his face, 'bout piranha-size. The old pastor closed the cold casket, and said the church ain’t got enough room for all the tombs. It’s a war going on outside we ain’t safe from, I feel the pain in my city wherever I go. 314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago.

    Mos Def: When the average minimum wage is $5.15, you best believe you gotta find a new grind to get cream. The white unemployment rate, is nearly more than triple for black so frontliners got they gun in your back. Bubblin crack, jewel theft and robbery to combat poverty and end up in the global jail economy. Stiffer stipulations attached to each sentence. Budget cutbacks but increased police presence. And even if you get out of prison still livin join the other five million under state supervision. This is business, no faces just lines and statistics from your phone, your zip code, to S-S-I digits. The system break man child and women into figures. Two columns for who is, and who ain't niggaz. Numbers is hardly real and they never have feelings but you push too hard, even numbers got limits. Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret: the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics

    Lupe Fiasco: I really think the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit. Just a poor excuse for you to use up all your bullets. How much money does it take to really make a full clip. 9/11 building 7 did they really pull it. And a bunch of other cover ups. Your childs future was the first to go with budget cuts. If you think that hurts then, wait here comes the uppercut. The school was garbage in the first place, thats on the up and up. Keep you at the bottom but tease you with the uppercrust. You get it then they move you so you never keeping up enough. If you turn on TV all you see’s a bunch of “what the fucks”. Dude is dating so and so blabbering bout such and such. And that aint Jersey Shore, homie thats the news. And these the same people that supposed to be telling us the truth. Limbaugh is a racist, Glenn Beck is a racist. Gaza strip was getting bombed, Obama didn’t say shit. Thats why I aint vote for him, next one either. I’ma part of the problem, my problem is I’m peaceful. And I believe in the people.

    Eminem: I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check, Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt. Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged full of venom and rage, And my daughter's down to her last diaper. I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer.These overnight stars becoming autograph signers.We all long to blow up and leave the past behind us. Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless. My life is full of empty promises and broken dreams. I'm hoping things will look up, But there ain't no job openings.I feel discouraged hungry and malnourished. Living in this house with no furnace, unfurnished...And I'm sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay.And I'm tired of being hired and fired the same day. But fuck it, if you know the rules to the game play. Cause when we die we know were all going the same way. Walk around depressed and smoke a pound of ses a day and yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today. My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed to play. Live half my life and throw the rest away

    then the're lil wayne and his crew who make it look bad:

    lil wayne: i like my house big and my grass soft pussy pussy pussy

    nicki minaj: you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe

    tyga: got yo grandma on my dick, 10 10 10 20's