Living in a Dream
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2022-09-26 22:20:17

    Back At It


    Rand: oh my! Mr. Spock why are you carrying the captain? Is he hurt?

    Kirk: I’m fine! We’re just having some fun!

    Rand: Oh! Okay!

    Rand: I’d love to have some fun like that…

    Kirk: :D

    Scotty: Ay! What’s all this then? Looks like a bonnie good time!

    Rand: Oh hi Scotty! 

    Sulu: wow! Look at you all!

    Chekov: yeah! How fun!

    Later on…

    Mccoy: Spock…

    Mccoy: what the heck happened here?

    Spock: I have a theory doctor… 


    “Chogalog Cagge”


    Mr. Spock<3 this planet SUCKS ASS let’s get out of here.

    Spock: Captain, we have not yet finished our mission here. Why don’t we have something to eat here before proceeding?

    Kirk: you’re a brilliant man Mr. Spock <3

    Spock: that establishment looks like it may serve food. Let’s take a look.

    *view of Mort’s Food-Serving Establishment*

    Kirk: Mr. Spock<3 look!

    Kirk: Chogalog Cagge (“Chocolate Cake”)

    Kirk: Mr. Spock<3 we MUST inform the crew!!


    *rumbling noises*

    *crashing noises*

    Sulu: did you say CAKE captain?!


    Super grateful shoutout to Mort for a generous donation of ants to my ko-do ant farm!!!!

    If you like what I make and want to help me make more, my donation link is in my bio! <3

    Previous cake post here


    Kirk: what’s that in the distance Mr. Spock<3?

    Go Mr. Spock<3! Go! For the sake of discovery!

    Spock: yes captain!

    Kirk: here’s the source! What is it Mr. Spock<3?

    Spock: it appears to be one of the purest, Most special entities in the known galaxy. It must be protected at all costs

    Spock: I believe this is… The lily particle ™️

    Kirk: is it edible?

    Spock: Captain pls… 


    This is a special shout out to lilyfarseer, who deposited a really generous amount of wax to my ko-fi candle!

    I’m going to use the funds to turn all the dirt in the world to something much smellier (haven’t decided what yet).

    If you like what I make, and want to help me make more (and do more crimes), my ko-fi link is in my bio!

    Introducing the Mind Meld


    Spock: Captain,

    Kirk: yes Mr. Spock<3

    Spock:  as your first officer, I would like to inform you…

    Spock: my species is capable of a telepathic technique known as the ≈VULCAN MIND MELD≈

    Spock: It is a very intimate and personal connection between individuals

    Spock: The mental experiences of each person are bonded

    Spock: Their emotions and thoughts become entwined in a fervent state of oneness

    Spock: However, despite the emotionality involved, there are many situations in which the meld proves to be very practical

    Spock: Captain, if the need arises between us, may I have permission to initia-


    Kirk: Absolutely. Anytime. whenever, wherever it’s needed.

    Spock: thank you Captain.

    Kirk: Think nothing of it Mr. Spock <3

    Spock + Kirk: …

    Kirk: so I don’t know, maybe we should mail it right now maybe???


    Do Vulcans Dream of Logical Sheep?

    Scotty: Captain I ran those diagnostics on the ships computer and-

    Kirk: sshh sshh sshh

    Kirk: Mr. Spock<3 just got back from a difficult mission. He’s so tuckered out, he fell asleep at his console!

    Scotty: Ay! That is precious sir!

    Kirk: listen Scotty! He’s talking in his sleep!

    Scotty: I wonder what he’s dreamin of sir

    Spock: zzzzz *snort* ILLOGICAL… zzzz

    Kirk: ha ha! Sounds like he’s chewing somebody out. Get em Mr. Spock<3!

    Scotty: ha ha, ay. Good ol Mr. Spock. I wonder to which poor numpty he’s given the business.

    Spock: zzz Jim zzz NO zzz VERY zzz illogicall… zzz

    Scotty: oh.

    Scotty: ay, tough break laddie.

    Kirk: WAKE UP MR. SPOCK<3!


    Bragging rights to whoever can come up with the best idea for what Spock is dreaming.


    Kirk: mr. Spock<3! We are back!

    Kirk: I got EATEN mr. Spock<3!

    Spock: Captain!

    Kirk: I figured things out though

    Spock: I see that.

    *Kirk babbling*

    *Spock listening and nodding*

    Kirk: thank goodness there’s aliens shit just like humans!


    I got this lil head cannon that, when he can, Spock tries to meet Jim in the transporter room when he can’t go on a way missions with him. Then Kirk will babble to him about all the things he did while Spock combs the dirt and dried blood out of his hair.

    Also, here’s a bonus drawing I’m dedicating to Kristi for putting more coin in my Ko Fi again. I’m going to use it to fight somebody!

    If you want to be cool like Kristi, the link to my ko-fi is in my bio! Help me commit crimes :D!

    It’s Cold Mr. Spock <3.


    Spock: Captain, why are you still in bed? You are due on the bridge soon

    Kirk: i’ve had it Mr. Spock<3! It’s TOO COLD. i’m not leaving my blanket until this damn life support system is FIXED!!

    Kirk: I mean, how long does it take to repair a thermal unit! We’re in space for pete’s sake!

    Kirk: I mean seriously! We can put a man on Qo’noS, but we can’t keep him warm while doing it?

    Kirk: I think that Starfleet just wants us to SUFFER. They have NO idea what it’s like out here!

    Kirk: sometimes I think we should just BLOW UP THE SUN! Then maybe they’d start showing a little empathy!

    Spock: Captain, we are not going to blow up the sun

    Kirk: I know Mr. Spock<3, it’s just an expression.

    Kirk: my point is that we deserve some semblance of human comfort! Aren’t we living breathing people with basic inalienable rights and needs?

    Spock: yes Captain, I agree, you are definitely a person

    Kirk: thank you Mr. Spock<3

    Spock: Of course Jim<3

    Sulu: so where to Captain?



    People kept getting at my insta stories with comments about Vulcan physiology, so I made a follow up comic.

    It’s Cold Mr. Spock<3 (addendum)

    Kirk: hey, what gives Mr. Spock<3? Isn’t your home planet covered in volcanoes?! Why aren’t you cold?

    Spock: on the contrary, Wilkins are particularly sensitive to cold. However, mental discipline allows us to endure many discomforts.

    Kirk: WAIT! So you actually ARE cold! Mr. Spock<3!!!

    Uhura: poor baby!

    Chekhov: VAT?

    Sulu: AWW! SPOCK!

    Kirk: do not fret, sweet Mr. Spock <3? I will keep you warm

    Spock: Captain pls. That is hardl-

    Everyone: well I’ll keep you warm spock you are important to us

    Spock: w-who is steering the ship?

    Sulu: o shi-

    Eating the Whole Thing.


    Spock: Jim, at our last port, I acquired some thing I believe will be to your liking.

    Kirk*gasp*: REAL chocolate cake??

    Kirk: let’s share!

    Spock: my shift is starting soon. Besides, this was intended for you

    Kirk: thank you so much Mr. Spock<3! It’s been ages since I had chocolate cake!

    Spock: I am pleased that you are excited

    Kirk: I can’t wait. I’m going TO EAT THE WHOLE THING RIGHT NOW

    Spock: wait

    Spock: Jim. It would not be wise to eat that whole thing.

    Kirk: i’m gonna eat this whole thing!

    Spock: I believe you should seriously reconsider eatin-


    Spock: and then he… ate the whole thing.

    Kirk groans.

    Soil Samples.

    Spock: according to my readings, the soil here is slightly irradiated.

    Kirk: hmm peculiar.

    Spock: However, the native flora and fauna seem otherwise unaffected

    Kirk: yes fascinating


    Spock: ...captain

    Kirk: Yes Mr. Spock<3

    Spock: can you tell me what I just said?

    Kirk: You want to bring some soil samples to the ship

    Spock: Well... As long as you're paying attention.

    Eye-ball babies.

    Kirk: "Mr. Spock"

    Spock: "Yes Captain."

    Kirk: "Can you do me a favor?"

    Spock: "What is it?"

    Kirk: "Can you tell me what color my eyes are?"

    Spock: "Your eyes are hazel"

    Kirk: "maybe you should double check"

    Spock: "I do not need to check. I know what color your eyes are."


    Spock: "I'm afraid that would be unproductive captain."

    ---years earlier---

    Kirk: "Oh! Spock! What are you doing?"

    Spock: "Observing the color of your eyes."

    Spock: "and committing it to memory."

    Kirk: ":,)"