Bouken da bouken
earendil-was-a-marinerIronic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house.
avengerwhoTo be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses
brawltogethernowThis is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?
pulmonary-poultryThorin: “The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.”
Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* “I know the type.”
kyraneko“Smaug is basically an unusually large Sackville-Baggins” is not the take I expected from the Tolkien fandom today, but it absolutely fits.
(I am also sad that even if Bilbo had called Smaug a Sackville-Baggins to his face, Smaug would lack the background information to know just how he was being insulted.)
doctorrwby
kindofapieceofshitabsofuckinlutely not
little-oxford-st
when we all became zhongli’s sugar daddies bc his ass forgot to bring mora
Can we all just collectively agree that everyone is simping for Zhongli?
narwhalsarefalling
holdtightclothingStill doesn’t beat this professors string of bad luck.
“Against my best wishes I have been shot.”
what’s the thing you had to miss out on because of Miss Rona that you’re most bitter about?
The Untamed | Wei Ying’s sweet & beautiful smile pt.1
mithridacycan you imagine if biting was a normalized reaction to people. like your boss asks for a lot of work you don’t want to do and you could just bite him
weirdmageddon
roswell-newton-vargasIt is my twenty-fifth birthday and I am inconsolably sad at the thought that pink and white strawberry cows will never exist, let alone be dog-sized and my best friend. I am seriously considering taking my emergency panic medication to disrupt these thoughts.
tag yourself: children’s series that aren’t Harry Potter edition
jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120
instructor144This ^^^ is good info. Love the examples of how invalidators work their toxic magic. BOOST.
instructor144Reblogged for a Follower who wanted the signs of emotional abuse.
theoneandonlyredrobin
gayest-skater
becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot
smolanxiouscatvoid
saoirse-1887Oh…
poggersmomentanyways if people could stop infantalizing trans men and afab nonbinary people that would be great
poggersmomentadditionally if people could stop demonizing trans women and amab nonbinaries that would also be great
its literally november wtf
AMBER AMBER AMBER
xphilosoraptorx
basil-s0upHer dad's basically been holding her hostage for most of her life so he can make money off of her. It's gross AF and hope she not only wins but sues his ass into oblivion for all the pain and suffering he put her through.
gritsandbrits☝☝☝☝☝☝
catchymemes
ultimate-cringelord
themusecalliope
randomklutz
probsjoshbig boy
tincansamuraimichaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty
i-aint-even-bovveredLook, he was a genius, but he was also Gay