@boba-nova
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2021-01-26 16:10:47
    earendil-was-a-mariner

    Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house.  

    avengerwho

    To be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses

    brawltogethernow

    This is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?

    pulmonary-poultry

    Thorin: “The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.”

    Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* “I know the type.”

    kyraneko

    “Smaug is basically an unusually large Sackville-Baggins” is not the take I expected from the Tolkien fandom today, but it absolutely fits.

    (I am also sad that even if Bilbo had called Smaug a Sackville-Baggins to his face, Smaug would lack the background information to know just how he was being insulted.)

    gritsandbrits

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    xphilosoraptorx

    Hold the fuck up...

    She needs permission to hire legal counsel??

    basil-s0up

    Her dad's basically been holding her hostage for most of her life so he can make money off of her. It's gross AF and hope she not only wins but sues his ass into oblivion for all the pain and suffering he put her through.

    gritsandbrits

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