Hi, do you remember me? You caressed me two blocks ago, can I stay?

Me: *stuck in isolation, ordering new books online*

My unread books sitting on the shelf:

peachvers

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

radglawr

you have a beautiful imagination

cultofplush

this gave me chills

lifeofcynch

HOLY SHIT

weasowl

first of all ^^^ I love this^^^

secondly, I’ve said it before, but 

this is exactly what the Old World was. Off shore there was Ocean, and inland there was Forrest

Here’s an Old World tree still surviving in a modern forrest of “large” trees

That’s just what trees used to be like.

And wandering among those trees, one might have encountered, yes, deer larger than a modern moose, but also, depending on what year, pigs bigger than grizzly bears, beavers the size of modern wolves, ground sloths the size of modern elephants, and bears nearly that big. Not to mention the insects and snakes and shit.

I could keep going, like, you might have crossed paths with a whole herd of these

or a family of these.

Like, 29,000 years ago, the last of the Neanderthal had just died out. Humans and this thing definitely lived at the same time.

And they didn’t live in the Forest, but there is one ice age creature that’s still alive, if you want to see what life was like back in the day. We used to think the Musk Ox was a type of bovine, or cow, which is how it got it’s name. BUT. See this?

that, my friends, is an ice age GOAT. That’s right, that’s a 900 pound GOAT. Here, take another look

anyway, yeah, the wild used to be a lot more Wild. Old Forest was definitely the inland equivalent of Ocean, and everything back in the day was turnt the fuck UP

such-justice-wow

This post was made by someone’s genetic memory of those scary fuckers

theysaiditwillbefun

This is the type of content I come here for. Momma dragggggggged him

mickeyjperez

Destroy him!!!!

owlmylove

she’s currently facing opposition in her home state rn, after seeing her speak i had to donate to her cause!! if you appreciate her you can donate via paypal here 

800-dick-pics

Katie Porter is also one of the women who made it possible for all americans to get free covid-19 tests

juicetrump

Here’s Katie Porter’s latest takedown.

This time she documents the sale of PPE, ventilators and other medical equipment, at huge mark-ups, to China during Jan + Feb 2020. So instead of stockpiling essential supplies to fight the pandemic, trump and his buddies thought PROFITEERING was more important than PREPARING for a PANDEMIC.

…and KATIE BROUGHT ALL THE RECEIPTS!

'Catastrophic mismanagement’: Rep. Katie Porter’s damning report details how Trump chose money over U.S. lives

Rep. Katie Porter's report throws light on how Trump misapplied Defense Production Act & mismanaged USA's supply of medical equipment during

https://www.frontpagelive.com/2020/04/09/everyone-but-us-rep-katie-porters-damning-report-details-how-trump-chose-money-over-american-lives/

ly0nheart1

This woman is a Fucking gift.

altafpatel

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer��

vaneloslash

Reblog to literally save a life

maximasmac

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

shittymoviedetails

The curious case of Benjamin Button (2008)

emily84

this makes it look like Yoda harvested George Lucas’ youth in order to rejuvenate

canuckianhawkbi

a decent metaphor for the Star Wars fandom and/or the Disney buyout really…

one-for-all-plus-ultra

i’m really glad thats where y’alls minds went

Art credit: Elisa Dean — The Sun (Aten)

old-and-new-friends

Oh…oh no

writingfeedsthedarkestones

This is so unnecessary how fucking dare you

prop culture (2020) �� william moseley, anna popplewell, and georgie henley (ft. peter’s shield)

“it feels a lot lighter!”

#pascals

we don’t deserve the moon

liberalsarecool

Postcard from dystopia.

beaniebaneenie

And the only way we achieved it was by not having kids in school.

jd666

Thought he was a retriever at first… but he’s obviously a setter…. 

jus-tea

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

roseverdict

[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]

HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT

anxiousfrenchfry

I just wanted to go shield surfing god fucking dammit

runthatbymeonemoretime

I love this game so much

Classical Landscape with Figures and Sculpture

Pierre-Henri de Valenciennes, 1788

Pierre-Henri de Valenciennes - Cicero Discovering the Tomb of Archimedes (1787).