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    beetledrink

    “elvira has a butch wife who is her personal trainer” cresting the stormy hellscape of 2021 like jesus calmly walking across the sea

    gunpowdermilfshake

    “𝘎𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵. ” 🍷😏⠀
    ■ Diluc - Genshin Impact⠀

    A glass of great Italian Wine and a well deserved rest! Especially after yesterday’s intense Primogem grind on Twitch to finally welcome home the Supreme Electro Waifu, Raiden Shogun! ⚡️ Just in time at the very last minute (and wish) 😅 While I go enjoy her build, you guys enjoy your favorite Flame Husbando content! 🔥⠀

    Oh — of course — my beloved travelers, goodluck for Kokomi banner! This post will give you extra gacha luck! 💙⠀
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    • Photo by the wonderful @dcphotocosplay 🙏🏼⠀
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    #Diluc #GenshinImpact #Cosplay #MakeUp #LeonChiro #Mihoyo #DilucCosplay #Cosplayer #ElizabethRage #Fire #Element #Husbando (presso Sicily, Italy)
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    tearlessrain

    this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

    tearlessrain

    Rule #2

    Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

    For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

    You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

    But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

    Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

    Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

    For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

    And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

    Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

    For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

    And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

    So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.