WHY IS THJIS SO FUCKING FUNNY...WHY DID HE THROW THE MONEY LIKE THAT I--
masculinity is literally a form of drag
i feel it important to tell you the caption on this is "POV: dinner date with a Wattpad guy" and the other 2 parts are just as funny
“𝘎𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵. ” 🍷😏⠀
■ Diluc - Genshin Impact⠀
A glass of great Italian Wine and a well deserved rest! Especially after yesterday’s intense Primogem grind on Twitch to finally welcome home the Supreme Electro Waifu, Raiden Shogun! ⚡️ Just in time at the very last minute (and wish) 😅 While I go enjoy her build, you guys enjoy your favorite Flame Husbando content! 🔥⠀
Oh — of course — my beloved travelers, goodluck for Kokomi banner! This post will give you extra gacha luck! 💙⠀
• Photo by the wonderful @dcphotocosplay 🙏🏼⠀
#Diluc #GenshinImpact #Cosplay #MakeUp #LeonChiro #Mihoyo #DilucCosplay #Cosplayer #ElizabethRage #Fire #Element #Husbando (presso Sicily, Italy)
this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,
For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.
You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,
But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,
Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,
For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,
And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,
For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,
And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,
So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.