if that’s a problem i’ll stop answering them 2 🙂

i cringe so hard when ppl use this emoji it’s like watching 50yos navigating facebook

never seen it

file under ‘kinky or threat’

u do realise as an adult u could wish ur time away doing more pleasurable things than sending anons on tumblr

why would i wanna be near ur kids tho

actually it was! we had a blast together & are looking forward 2 living apart now & starting a new chapter of our friendship. thanks!

omg no! that’s not why i don’t have a pup, i love puppies but it’s harder work than having a baby initially (imo & experience of looking after both) w/ how much training & love & attention & routine they need (especially as i’m a GSD girl & a strict owner). i wouldn’t be able 2 work away or take overnight bookings or even longer bookings as u can’t just leave a puppy caged for 5 hrs while u S the D & no incalls & everything getting chewed & scratched up & safety precautions etc so it would be quite selfish of me (even if i got a pet friendly place bc if my lease was up or i had 2 move & i couldn’t find another pet friendly apartment or house that i liked then what) i’m v impulsive but when it comes to animals & children my protection instinct kicks in hard & overrides a lot of poor decision making & even some mental illness stuff. i.e. when i’ve had kids in my care, no matter if i can’t feed or dress myself in a depressive state, i can always drag my ass out of bed 2 make food & bathe & wash hair & wipe snot & take them 2 nursery or school & play etc but those are things i had 2 do & obviously housing a dog would be 100% my own choice & a super selfish one. still gonna play w/ every friendly pup i meet though & am members of GSD groups & breeders & blogs & shelters & wear market fleeces w/ their faces on & collect ugly little ornaments of GSDs from charity shops & car boots lmfao

thank u! my granny used 2 say i was like a lil spider catching ppl in my web but i’m just a clusterfuck of stolen peep show quotes, manic energy, & the time i went 2 france on a megabus 2 try & join the french foreign legion, got bored of that ‘idea’ & then flew 2 stockholm & tried 2 break into the ABBA museum @ 4am w/ a 50yo swedish drunk who was banned for life, a famous polish criminal & an empty bottle of akvavit. i’d like 2 say i’ve matured & stopped doing stupid stuff but my life is just me making bad decisions while somehow guiding everyone else i make contact w/ effortlessly & joyfully through - relieving their mental health symptoms & probably absorbing them in2 my own brain. but thank u! i’ve been supporting a lot of ppl through extreme mental illness, drug withdrawal, relapse, addiction, csa trauma & a bunch of other horrible things so i’ve been bearing the brunt of a lot of frustration, anger, illness, stress etc & i’ve kinda struggled 2 not take it personally this month (it’s a super sore/sensitive month for me anyway) so hello yes i will take that compliment from a shy stranger on the internet humbly 2night

lol @ the though of me being “bullied” on the internet

imagine being so pressed that i have a life & don’t answer every single 50 anons i get daily

i’m in a room w/ 4 men & they’re all creasing “she plays us like a fiddle & we all know it”

has return of the kings started instantly redirecting 2 my blog 

i’m not responsible for my clients & in my personal life a man chose 2 leave his wife for me. i didn’t ask him 2 do that - i didn’t ask for a sexual or romantic relationship. he made that decision as an adult & then we both made the decision that family comes first & that if i could never form a bond w/ his children & it would ruin his relationship w/ his children then i would rather step back. i’m not a malicious homewrecker, i’d rather 3 children who hate me have a stable & loving relationship w/ their father than have a future w/ the love of my life who **i** had a stable & loving relationship w/ & am lucky that he still helps & provides a lot of stability & help (& silly fun when we see each other) in my life 2 yrs after our relationship ended