How come normal accounts never follow me
Its always porn bots
I want to meet god in the void of space and time and deck him while Wii music plays.
Should i get help? Probably
weaver-zCan someone please reply to this post with a gif or video of a cat rotating. I'm not picky, I just need it to regain full HP
My skeleton needs to hatch. Bone hurty
someguyiguessyou've been hit by
ulysses-but-somehow-more-transeryouve been struck by
dubsthemagnificenttruck
bzzbzzimabeeHonk
vive-la-revolutionguys what’s a gender neutral term for a parent
maip-macrothoraxI want you to reread what you wrote.
vive-la-revolutioni may be stupid
vive-la-revolutionstop reblogging this post
lilliejareauEmily: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Spencer : Oh, my God–!
Emily: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
Spencer, trembling: What the fuck????
bzzbzzimabeeEmily: *shrug* Ive been to hell, this is nothing.
what-even-is-thissIn case you don’t know, when someone asks you a question in a casual conversation, they’re expecting you to also ask them a question to keep the conversation going. If you just answer the question and don’t say anything else that just kind of kills the conversation and forces the other person to do all the work during your interaction with them.
bzzbzzimabeeSo this is why i don’t have friends
chaoscorvus
jangofuckingfettPasta is literally the best food ever how could anyone not like it
georgebbwbush*slams you with my fucking PUSSY
were-ralph
effable-as-f
thatsthat24He’s an absolute ball of sunshine, I love this little dude!!
It’s his day!! Everyone say happy birthday to our favorite emo lad
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Reblogs > likes, please don’t like this if you’re not going to reblog it
Wilbur: Why is Techno so sad?
Philza: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Wilbur: And...?
Philza: They got Tommy
omghotmemes
randomslasherIt is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold.
prguitarmanShe had no horses but thought she did
mumblingsageThe emotional whiplash in this one always gets me. To go from “helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths” and “Brenda was a bird” to “She owed us so many poems” and “In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.”
fangirltothefullestAs someone actively trying to teach 3rd and 4th graders how to write after the pandemic lost them a year of school, I’m beginning to think the children think like this AI.
this is how it happened right
this appeared in ranboo's peripheral the moment he landed in the uk
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