KINN and PORSCHE in KINNPORSCHE (2022-)

happy birthday antania!��� @dangermagnetstrand

This is Mr. Kinn. He’s interested in becoming our bar’s partner. But I’m thinking about convincing him to be another kind of partner.

Mile Phakphum as Kinn Theerapanyakul
KINNPORSCHE THE SERIES (2022)

KARD being KARD on Rebirth Track 2 (EP 18)

Kinn talking with the head

Doctor Lawyer (2022) | Episode 7

You and Chairman Gu will meet again at last. I’m getting excited for you. Are you going to punch him when you see him?

#BONUS:

AUDREY HEPBURN AS REGINA LAMPERT
CHARADE (1963) Dir. Stanley Donen

johnathan-harker-apologist

Let me get this straight because I’ve only seen memes and am piecing this together as i go, but i think i figured out what’s happening.

Tumblr is advertising the tumblr app, on the tumblr app, using a photo of a guy in a Pikachu cosplay, because that’s what they think it will take to successfully sell this app, to people whom already use it?

But now the ball shaving ad is gone? Or is that one still in the mix?

makoredeyes

It’s real and your timing was uncanny

johnathan-harker-apologist

Ok. Why is tumblr advertising tumblr on tumblr though? What happens when you click the ad?

johnathan-harker-apologist

*sigh*

I suppose shit like this is why tumblr gave us the option to turn ads back on. Hold on. I’ll be back after i experiment.

johnathan-harker-apologist

I’m getting plenty of ads. Real actual ads. Mattress firm. Burger King. Walmart. Actual ads. No weird Pikachu man. What is even going on here? Is he just a very infrequent ad? Is he a tumblr ploy by @staff to get those of us whom pay to be ads free to turn on ads so we can see him? Is he am actual facts ad for ads free tumblr and already being ads free means you don’t get the ads free tumblr ad? I have more questions, not fewer!

makoredeyes

I CLICKED THE LINK And

I’m

desasterdan

The weirdest part is, when you click on the ad from someone who reblogged it, it sends you to a blog with just the word ‘help’ on it

johnathan-harker-apologist

What?!? No. What??!

jordisstigander

THERE’S LORE????

jordisstigander

Okay, so I just spent five minutes scrolling furiously until I found the stupid Pikachu man ad so I could click on it. I was dreading the possibility that this was fake.

ALT

IT ISN’T

I had already clicked the ad. I decided to click the links.

The first link takes you to the trending page.

The second takes you to the underwater girlfriend page on best of reblogs.

The third is a trash panda on dank memes.

The fourth is the horse plinko tag.

I…can’t believe that this was here the whole time. How hard do you think is was for @staff to watch us complain and not say anything?

johnathan-harker-apologist

I pay tumblr 5$ a month and thus never ever have to see ads whether I’m on browser or app, unless i go in and turn them back on. So my means of learning about Pikachu man was from memes suddenly showing up on my dash one day. So I’ve sort of just been piecing this together as I go. I just think it’s so funny though that most of tumblr saw the ad and y'all are so well trained to never ever ever click on ads, that no one had apparently thought to click the ad to figure out what the heck Pikachu man was trying to sell. Which I’m so proud of y'all! But we sincerely almost let Pikachu man come and go without this bizarrely delightful discovery.

madame-serpentine

holy shit

punk-de-l-escalier

Best social media site ever. I love this little blue hellsite.

aqueerkettleofish

Other social media sites use The Algorithm™ to mess with their user’s heads to make them stay on the site.

@staff just messes with our heads for the sheer joy of it, and we love it.

biglawbear

Tumblr. Knows their userbase now.

thedepressionoftrees

It’s so good now

thedepressionoftrees

@hellsite-hall-of-fame I know it’s not your usual stuff, but I think it might fit

hellsite-hall-of-fame

I agree, thank you

SLEEP ON BEDS NOT KARD'S COMEBACK

it’s time to look at some photos of pikas carrying plants and flowers in their mouths

Makes me laugh.

Everyone is mad at a mafia man for not being more mafia where we literally watched a whole episode where he never wanted this life.

Porsche.

Porsche is the only thing he wants other than his family safe and that's what he's focused on.

monsta things to remember: changkyun (2/∞)
↳ what do you think love is?

Nobody's stopping you from taking 4 tablespoons of butter, melting it in a pot, and adding two tablespoons of minced garlic. Nobody's stopping you from letting that garlic saute for like two minutes, or from then adding in two tablespoons of shaved parmesan. And nobody will stop you from stirring half a pound of al dented pasta into that buttery mess, cracking some pepper over it, and feasting on the garlicky spoils gained from such labours.

Nobody's stopping you. The cops can't even arrest you for it.

❌ DENETHOR DO NOT INTERACT ❌

I know black parade is an overplayed song but have you considered that's because it's really really good

— if the ring is too heavy to carry, i’ll share the heaviness of it with you

He got there in the end.

✨ murder duo ✨