dulectI saw a frog the size of my foot today,
so that’s kinda cool. - my dad after he arrived at his new house.
*Does nothing all day*
Me: I need to take a nap
Best friend - just watched a where are they now video of the Hannah Montana cast. Some of them .. have had a rough go.
Me - I mean, everybody makes mistakes
Him - don’t.
Me - EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS.
my forgetful ass: reblogs a post someone just reblogged from me
thebootydiariesme: *overthinks everything and cries*
*5 minutes later*
also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back
cam talbot: *makes a save*
me: *whispering* don’t trade him
Me: it’s not even that serious.
Inner me: have a breakdown
abgefundenme before selfie: i am fierce and fabulous omg
me after selfie: i can literally feel the ugly
At school...
Police: 911 what's your emergency
Me: My school is filled with peasants
humorstarUniversity: I have made a graduate.
Student Counsellor: You’ve ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you’ve done. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.
*it starts raining*
me: yes
*lighting appears*
me: yES
*thunders explode*
me: YES
*raining intensifies*
me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
me: [washes my hair, makes one phone call, eats a salad]
me: honestly I am THRIVING! !! mental illness who??? #blessed
me over the weekend: *stuffs my face with junk food
me on monday: why does my stomach hurt?
me over the weekend: *stuffs my face with junk food
me on monday: why does my stomach hurt?
me: wakes up
me: continues 2 chill for another 3 hrs in bed for good measure
me, lonely as shit: i'm lonely as shit
anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-
me, exhausted suddenly: no
me flirting: wanna follow me on tumblr
me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*
me: *has to google how to cook an egg*