official-lucifers-child

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

asafo2020-deactivated20171024

http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later S-I-G-N-A-L B-O-O-S-T

blackkidzen

No. YOU DON’T GET TO DO THIS AND SLIP UNDER THE RADAR. Anyone who’s seeing this, I beg you to reblog. I want as many people to see this shit as possible.

shortheaux

this is really true tho!!! my uncle was a cop in NY & FL and they taught him to shoot first if he had to. anytime a cop feels threatened (and they basically teach cops they’re always threatened) they can shoot. its rlly sick psychological torture shit to help create a police state tbh

cosmic-noir

W H A T

pensivelyplayfulme

Here’s a source from NY Times
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/02/us/training-officers-to-shoot-first-and-he-will-answer-questions-later.html

pensivelyplayfulme

Also! Click here to contact his organization and remind him of the blood on his hands. These are his murders too, and everyone involved deserves to feel the weight of guilt. 

rmick24

I’ve never related to something as much as this

# grown siblings fighting over tamagotchis

Wiccan evolution

this is THE funniest headline ive ever read

#he protecc and he ATTACC

6dogs9cats

Americans disrespect those who are do-gooders and caregivers.

invisiblelad

This is a very importantly framed series of points. 

wildedoesntblog

I will always add the follow up to this.

sauceofduck

10k enemies to lovers slow burn

yo-its-matt

world heritage post

assiest-deactivated20130207

i am 41 cheetos tall 

sex-doesnt-alarm-me

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

assiest

we were out of doritos 

unclefather

Oh my GOD NO! what HAPPENED to that BLOG

montereybayaquarium

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

noxfauna

dip moon like cookie

biglawbear

Please… Please tell me… This was scripted…

queer-anna

Can someone transcript this?

tourettesservicedog

@queer-anna

Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that I’m working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the district’s mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.

(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)

Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: It’s a Gender-Bread Person.

Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All I’m asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! I’M NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! I’m NOT A BOOMER!

The class, in unison: Okay, Boomer.

queer-anna

thanks!!

slutty-goblin

just to add some background, the tiktok is from the teacher’s account, he’s making fun of boomers who are actually like this, please don’t attack him for letting his students have fun at his expense

unclefather

I’m online. Playing spank the monkey on addictinggames

controversial-tabloid-story

I just had a visceral reaction to this

I was right.

tumblr is such a weird illness we all have