Fun, dominant ways to tease her in public:

  • Give her little commands, like “Get my coat for me, sweetheart.” (Instead of thanking her, call her a “good girl” when she completes the task)
  • Contantly keep a hand on her shoulder/arm/hip/lower back, and guide her exactly where to walk
  • When you’re sitting at a table, put your hand on her thigh and slowly start to squeeze harder and harder - if she makes noise, pretend to be concerned and ask if her leg is cramping
  • Hold eye contact with her as you crack your knuckles, and suppliment with either a haughty smirk, or a clenched jaw and dead-eyed stare