anonymoushi ct bestie look at this fucking thing i found
What thing Maia
anonymous
cryptotheism15th century Catholic priest who adopts pro-jewish positions specifically and only to spite notably antisemitic Lutherans.
cryptotheismCatholic Priests who partially adopts Islamic theology because he wants Christ to have a best friend
cryptotheismConverso and a Priest who trade flocks because the converso likes the hats, and the Priest wants to get married.
cryptotheismEgyptian priest who managed to contact the Aztec, but got scared and left once he learned that their version of Apep can fly.
cryptotheism15th century Catholic priest who adopts pro-jewish positions specifically and only to spite notably antisemitic Lutherans.
cryptotheismCatholic Priests who partially adopts Islamic theology because he wants Christ to have a best friend
cryptotheismConverso and a Priest who trade flocks because the converso likes the hats, and the Priest wants to get married.
cryptotheism15th century Catholic priest who adopts pro-jewish positions specifically and only to spite notably antisemitic Lutherans.
cryptotheismCatholic Priests who partially adopts Islamic theology because he wants Christ to have a best friend
15th century Catholic priest who adopts pro-jewish positions specifically and only to spite notably antisemitic Lutherans.
jame7tif I HAD to remake lord of the rings as various woodland critters (mice, voles, etc) Gollum would be a naked mole rat, and the elephants would be pigs. Lots more in my mind too
cryptotheismGimli?
jame7tStar nosed mole but it droops so it’s his beard. Give me a harder one
cryptotheismCelebrimbor
cryptotheismI'm a Buddhist Inverse Solipsist. I believe that I am the only guy still in samsara, and all of reality is a truman-show-like act by billions of bodhisattvas who are just humoring me.
cryptotheismI'm a Theo-Illegslist Muslim. I believe that Islam was the original religion practiced by Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. However, I also believe I shouldn't be held by a divine covenant I wasn't there to sign.
cryptotheismI'm a polytheist with high standards. The pantheon only has the one. For now.
cryptotheismI'm a Post-Nicene Navajo Arianist. I believe that Christ was NOT co-eternal with God the Father, and that Coyote is part of the godhead. I actively refuse to explain how.
cryptotheismI'm a protestant accelerationist. I want the Catholic Church to sell more indulgences so god will smite them faster.
cryptotheismI'm a scientific puritan. I believe the only way to truly test if humans have free will is to try and convince Christ to kill himself.
cryptotheismI'm a Judeo-Islamic Para-evangelist. I believe the Messiah will only return once every jinn has converted to Judaism.
cryptotheismI'm a Sumerian Traditionalist. All the gods are dead because we haven't fed their idols in 2400 years.
If you’ve tried to study alchemy, you’ve probably come across the name “Hermes Trismegistus.” Hermes the Thrice-Great is often referred to as the mythical sage who invented everything from alchemy to mathematics to Judaism. There is no evidence he ever existed, but the legend of Hermes Trismegistus is the mortar holding together the bricks of western alchemy.
As you read the rest of this book, Hermeticism will come up a lot. Occultists love Hermeticism because it is a powerful tool for syncretizing disparate spiritual traditions. In short, it is religious duct tape.
First, it gave us a legendary sage that supposedly all knowledge came from. A common problem with religions is that they disagree. Hermeticism says that if two theologies have a similar idea, that’s because they both came from Trismegistus. Additionally, the history of alchemy and magic is complicated. By saying “it all comes from Trismegistus” you save quite a bit of time. Because of this, Hermeticism serves as a scaffolding for the otherwise chaotic history of western esoterica.
Images of "Indian and Occidental" gods, including several Mesoamerican and East-asian deities. - The Images of the Gods of the Ancients, Vincenzo Cartari (Seconda Parte), 1624
Images of the gods - The Images of the Gods of the Ancients, Vincenzo Cartari, 1624
Image depicting gods of silence - The Images of the Gods of the Ancients, Vincenzo Cartari, 1624
jame7tif I HAD to remake lord of the rings as various woodland critters (mice, voles, etc) Gollum would be a naked mole rat, and the elephants would be pigs. Lots more in my mind too
cryptotheismGimli?
jame7tStar nosed mole but it droops so it’s his beard. Give me a harder one
cryptotheismCelebrimbor
jame7tif I HAD to remake lord of the rings as various woodland critters (mice, voles, etc) Gollum would be a naked mole rat, and the elephants would be pigs. Lots more in my mind too
cryptotheismGimli?
anonymousDo you take unblock requests?
You can certainly try, no promises though
The more you understand a religion the more fun it is to make it do what you want. It's like those guys who know so much about Mario 64 that they can do shit like "Beat the game without jumping"
anonymousdo you save up your niche religious crossover post ideas and then post them all at the same time? or do you come up with it on the spot, one after another?
I'm freestyling
cryptotheismI'm a Buddhist Inverse Solipsist. I believe that I am the only guy still in samsara, and all of reality is a truman-show-like act by billions of bodhisattvas who are just humoring me.
cryptotheismI'm a Theo-Illegslist Muslim. I believe that Islam was the original religion practiced by Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. However, I also believe I shouldn't be held by a divine covenant I wasn't there to sign.
cryptotheismI'm a polytheist with high standards. The pantheon only has the one. For now.
cryptotheismI'm a Post-Nicene Navajo Arianist. I believe that Christ was NOT co-eternal with God the Father, and that Coyote is part of the godhead. I actively refuse to explain how.
cryptotheismI'm a protestant accelerationist. I want the Catholic Church to sell more indulgences so god will smite them faster.
cryptotheismI'm a scientific puritan. I believe the only way to truly test if humans have free will is to try and convince Christ to kill himself.
cryptotheismI'm a Judeo-Islamic Para-evangelist. I believe the Messiah will only return once every jinn has converted to Judaism.
cryptotheismI'm a Sumerian Traditionalist. All the gods are dead because we haven't fed their idols in 2400 years.
cryptotheismI'm a Buddhist Inverse Solipsist. I believe that I am the only guy still in samsara, and all of reality is a truman-show-like act by billions of bodhisattvas who are just humoring me.
cryptotheismI'm a Theo-Illegslist Muslim. I believe that Islam was the original religion practiced by Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. However, I also believe I shouldn't be held by a divine covenant I wasn't there to sign.
cryptotheismI'm a polytheist with high standards. The pantheon only has the one. For now.
cryptotheismI'm a Post-Nicene Navajo Arianist. I believe that Christ was NOT co-eternal with God the Father, and that Coyote is part of the godhead. I actively refuse to explain how.
cryptotheismI'm a protestant accelerationist. I want the Catholic Church to sell more indulgences so god will smite them faster.
cryptotheismI'm a scientific puritan. I believe the only way to truly test if humans have free will is to try and convince Christ to kill himself.
cryptotheismI'm a Judeo-Islamic Para-evangelist. I believe the Messiah will only return once every jinn has converted to Judaism.
cryptotheismI'm a Buddhist Inverse Solipsist. I believe that I am the only guy still in samsara, and all of reality is a truman-show-like act by billions of bodhisattvas who are just humoring me.
cryptotheismI'm a Theo-Illegslist Muslim. I believe that Islam was the original religion practiced by Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. However, I also believe I shouldn't be held by a divine covenant I wasn't there to sign.
cryptotheismI'm a polytheist with high standards. The pantheon only has the one. For now.
cryptotheismI'm a Post-Nicene Navajo Arianist. I believe that Christ was NOT co-eternal with God the Father, and that Coyote is part of the godhead. I actively refuse to explain how.
cryptotheismI'm a protestant accelerationist. I want the Catholic Church to sell more indulgences so god will smite them faster.
cryptotheismI'm a scientific puritan. I believe the only way to truly test if humans have free will is to try and convince Christ to kill himself.
cryptotheismI'm a Buddhist Inverse Solipsist. I believe that I am the only guy still in samsara, and all of reality is a truman-show-like act by billions of bodhisattvas who are just humoring me.
cryptotheismI'm a Theo-Illegslist Muslim. I believe that Islam was the original religion practiced by Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. However, I also believe I shouldn't be held by a divine covenant I wasn't there to sign.
cryptotheismI'm a polytheist with high standards. The pantheon only has the one. For now.
cryptotheismI'm a Post-Nicene Navajo Arianist. I believe that Christ was NOT co-eternal with God the Father, and that Coyote is part of the godhead. I actively refuse to explain how.
cryptotheismI'm a protestant accelerationist. I want the Catholic Church to sell more indulgences so god will smite them faster.