trying to make friends who are obsessed with the same ships as you

trying to make friends who are obsessed with the same ships as you
Ron: Hey remember when I used to nap on your lap and you dropped a whole remote on my face one time?
Blaise: You want cake, don’t you?
Ron: That’s appalling. Why would you think that I only remind you of that because I want food?
Blaise: And chocolate
Ron: I would never do anything like that-
Blaise: And sweets
Ron: I can’t believe you have the audacity-
Blaise: I’ll cook you a 3 course meal
Ron: …
Ron: Well, since you insist so strongly…okay!
Ron: And snacks please!!
Blaise: …
Blaise: Of course
Harry: That’s some cake Draco got there
Ron: Draco isn’t holding any cake
Harry: Oh I know that
Ron: …
*1985, Black-Potter residence*
Harry: Uncle Sirius, uncle Remus, can I tell you a secret?
Sirius: Oh, what is it, Harry?
Harry: Daddy almost killed papa last night
Remus: Harry…what?
Harry: I woke up, and papa was screaming. He was calling for Merlin!
Sirius: …Merlin?
Remus: Like “Oh, Merlin”, sweetheart?
Harry: Yes! And I go into their room to save papa! And daddy’s hands were on papa’s neck, and papa couldn’t breathe!
Harry: I told daddy to stop it! And both daddy and papa screamed when they saw me. And they told me not to tell anyone
Remus: Wow, they…huh, they really did that
Harry: What does that mean, uncle Moony?
Remus: Oh, well, okay…it’s…your papa and daddy were…your daddy wasn’t killing your papa, okay?
Harry: What were they doing?
Remus: …That’s…that’s a very nice question, Harry. Maybe uncle Pads might—where’s your uncle Pads?
James, running in the yard as Sirius chases him: SIRIUS! I’M SORRY! I SAID I’M SORRY!
Draco: Ugh, I can’t stand Potter
Pansy: Then kneel
Draco: I wish
Pansy: …
Draco: I—I mean you wish! Shut up Pansy
omw to write a story consisting solely of my favorite tropes and characters i think are cool
Hey I went to Finishing Your Wips island. Yeah nobody knew you there :/
I know this is a joke but that’s such a good point!!! Some stories really are just to get the wiggles out
The reason none of my wips get finished
Do you sometimes read a fic writer’s work, and just… thank all the gods this person managed to get obsessed with the same fictional people you did?
Pansy after she walked in on Harry and Draco “duelling” with each other and not actually duelling with each other
Sirius: Why? Why, Reg?
Regulus, sighs: Why am I sleeping with James?
Sirius: Is it a pity thing? Do you pity my best friend?
Regulus: …
Sirius: Is he sick? Is Prongs dying?
Regulus: …
Sirius: Are you working for the dark side?
Regulus: …
Sirius: Damn it, he's holding you against your will, isn't he?
Regulus: Sirius-
Sirius: If he is holding you against your will, blink twice
Regulus: …
Sirius, blows at Regulus’s eyes: Blink twice, Reggie
Regulus: Really, Sirius?
Sirius: Is this revenge? When I pushed you into the lake when we were kids?
Sirius: You have a thing for glasses?
Regulus: I’m leaving the room, Sirius
Sirius: Is it huge?
Regulus: Sirius! Really?
Sirius: I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that
Sirius: Is it huge?
Harry, drunk: You’re the hottest boyfriend I’ve ever had, Draco
Draco: I’m your husband, Harry
Harry, gasp: Oh my god that’s awesome!
*Triwizard Tournament, 1994*
Draco: I’d really like it if the badges are green, because Potter stinks and I hate him
Pansy: Why can’t it be red?
Draco: Because I want it to be green
Pansy: Okay, gay
Draco: …okay, so it’s gonna be green and says “Potter stinks”
Blaise: Why can’t it say “Potter sucks”?
Draco: It’s not—no, it doesn’t make sense that way
Theodore: I think it makes sense. Maybe we can add a bit of—
Draco: Alright you know what? Get out. All of you, I’m doing this myself. Everything, I’m going to do it. Don’t touch anything!
Blaise, Pansy, Theodore: …
Pansy: Yeah sounds good
Blaise: Let’s go
Draco: Wait! You’re all leaving?
Theodore: You told us to leave
Draco: Yeah…but I kinda need help
Pansy: We might paint it yellow
Draco: …
Draco: Yeah see you tomorrow
BEFORE WRITING: Oh, this fic idea is so cute, and it won't take any time at all!
WHILE WRITING: Oh...oh, no...I Underestimated this. Again.
im so small and tired
This is a similar yet also opposite vibe to the fanfic writer who apologized for being late because she was getting married.