Auror Harry: Thank you for healing me
Healer Draco: It’s what I do
Auror Harry: I also have another injury that might need your magical touch
Healer Draco: Oh, where?
Auror Harry: Between my legs
Healer Draco: ...
Auror Harry: Thank you for healing me
Healer Draco: It’s what I do
Auror Harry: I also have another injury that might need your magical touch
Healer Draco: Oh, where?
Auror Harry: Between my legs
Healer Draco: ...
Healer Draco: Why are you here in St. Mungo’s?
Auror Harry: I got a scratch
Healer Draco: You could easily heal this yourself
Auror Harry: I lost my wand
Healer Draco: ...It’s in your hand
Auror Harry: Oh well there it is! I totally forgot!
Healer Draco: ...
Healer Draco: Are you positive?
Auror Harry: Yes, I have a very positive outlook on life
Healer Draco: ...I mean your blood type, Harry. Are you a B positive or negative?
Auror Harry: Oh...negative
The File - Drarry
Summary: Draco sees a file with his name but full of pornography on Harry’s computer. Harry is absolutely screwed
Word count: 6824
Tags: Post-Hogwarts; Explicit Sexual Content; Roommates; Living Together; Auror Harry Potter; Healer Draco Malfoy; Top Harry Potter; Bottom Draco Malfoy; Pining Harry Potter; Harry Potter is Bad at Feelings
that one time Ron almost ruins Harry’s birthday party - Drarry
Summary: Ron has to get a stripper for Harry’s 40th birthday party, but he messes it up
That’s it, that’s the plot.
Word count: 8882
Tags: Post-Hogwarts; Explicit Sexual Content; Birthday fic; Auror Harry Potter; Healer Draco Malfoy; Top Harry Potter; Bottom Draco Malfoy; Stripper Draco Malfoy; Shameless Smut
For Harry’s birthday
that one time Ron almost ruins Harry’s birthday party - Drarry
Summary: Ron has to get a stripper for Harry’s 40th birthday party, but he messes it up
That’s it, that’s the plot.
Word count: 8882
Tags: Post-Hogwarts; Explicit Sexual Content; Birthday fic; Auror Harry Potter; Healer Draco Malfoy; Top Harry Potter; Bottom Draco Malfoy; Stripper Draco Malfoy; Shameless Smut
For Harry’s birthday
Kiss Me, Potter - Drarry
Summary:Â Draco will normally ignore all the unnecessary things around him, but when he sees Harry being cornered by a rather too flirty guy, Draco decides to jump in and pretend to be Harry's boyfriend.
Well, it still works out alright after all.
Word count: 8256
Tags: Post-Hogwarts; Healer Draco Malfoy; Auror Harry Potter; Denial of Feelings; Shameless Smut; I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping; Explicit Sexual Content; Shower Sex; Top Harry Potter; Bottom Draco Malfoy
(Birthday fic for @gaeilgelupin)
Harry: Hi, is Draco here?
Healer: And who may I say is wanting to see him?
Harry: I’m Harry
Healer: Harry of...?
Harry: ...Of Harry and Draco
Harry: Hi, is Draco here?
Healer: And who may I say is wanting to see him?
Harry: I’m Harry
Healer: Harry of...?
Harry: ...Of Harry and Draco
Harry: Hi, is Draco here?
Healer: And who may I say is wanting to see him?
Harry: I’m Harry
Healer: Harry of...?
Harry: ...Of Harry and Draco
Ron: Where are you going?
Harry: Er, St. Mungo, snake bite
Hermione: That looks like human bite
Ron: Did you bite your own arm so you can meet Draco?
Harry: What? Pfft, no way! Me? Meeting Draco just because he’s a Healer there and I don’t get to see him unless it’s in St. Mungo? Pfft, absolutely not. Is that why I also faked being sick last week and even hexed myself to meet him? No way
Ron: Oh, alright then, good luck!
Hermione: *sighs*
Ron: Where are you going?
Harry: Er, St. Mungo, snake bite
Hermione: That looks like human bite
Ron: Did you bite your own arm so you can meet Draco?
Harry: What? Pfft, no way! Me? Meeting Draco just because he’s a Healer there and I don’t get to see him unless it’s in St. Mungo? Pfft, absolutely not. Is that why I also faked being sick last week and even hexed myself to meet him? No way
Ron: Oh, alright then, good luck!
Hermione: *sighs*
Healer Draco: That’s it, Auror Potter, you can go now
Auror Harry: …
Healer Draco: Do you have a question?
Auror Harry: Your hair is pretty
Healer Draco: Not a question, but thank you
Auror Harry: Would the healer mind if I smelled it?
Healer Draco: …Now is probably a good time to tell you that I don’t date my patients
Auror Harry: Well, maybe I should tell you that I never don’t not date my Healer—
Ron *drags Harry away*: Okay, stop, come on, Harry. Let’s go
Healer Draco: That’s it, Auror Potter, you can go now
Auror Harry: ...
Healer Draco: Do you have a question?
Auror Harry: Your hair is pretty
Healer Draco: Not a question, but thank you
Auror Harry: Would the healer mind if I smelled it?
Healer Draco: ...Now is probably a good time to tell you that I don't date my patients
Auror Harry: Well, maybe I should tell you that I never don't not date my Healer—
Ron *drags Harry away*: Okay, stop, come on, Harry. Let's go
Healer Draco: You need to eat healthy
Auror Harry: Nah
Healer Draco: The last patient who didn’t change their diet after I suggested it died
Auror Harry: Oh—
Healer Draco: In a plane crash
Auror Harry: Oh…that sounds unrelated
Healer Draco: I’m the one that crashed it. Do NOT disobey me
Auror Harry: …
Healer Draco: You need to eat healthy
Auror Harry: Nah
Healer Draco: The last patient who didn’t change their diet after I suggested it died
Auror Harry: Oh—
Healer Draco: In a plane crash
Auror Harry: Oh...that sounds unrelated
Healer Draco: I’m the one that crashed it. Do NOT disobey me
Auror Harry: ...