Auror Harry: Thank you for healing me

    Healer Draco: It’s what I do

    Auror Harry: I also have another injury that might need your magical touch

    Healer Draco: Oh, where?

    Auror Harry: Between my legs

    Healer Draco: ...

    Healer Draco: Why are you here in St. Mungo’s?

    Auror Harry: I got a scratch

    Healer Draco: You could easily heal this yourself

    Auror Harry: I lost my wand

    Healer Draco: ...It’s in your hand

    Auror Harry: Oh well there it is! I totally forgot!

    Healer Draco: ...

    Healer Draco: Are you positive?

    Auror Harry: Yes, I have a very positive outlook on life

    Healer Draco: ...I mean your blood type, Harry. Are you a B positive or negative?

    Auror Harry: Oh...negative

    The File - Drarry

    Summary:Draco sees a file with his name but full of pornography on Harry’s computer. Harry is absolutely screwed

    Word count: 6824

    Tags: Post-Hogwarts; Explicit Sexual Content; Roommates; Living Together; Auror Harry Potter; Healer Draco Malfoy; Top Harry Potter; Bottom Draco Malfoy; Pining Harry Potter; Harry Potter is Bad at Feelings

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    that one time Ron almost ruins Harry’s birthday party - Drarry

    Summary:Ron has to get a stripper for Harry’s 40th birthday party, but he messes it up

    That’s it, that’s the plot.

    Word count: 8882

    Tags: Post-Hogwarts; Explicit Sexual Content; Birthday fic; Auror Harry Potter; Healer Draco Malfoy; Top Harry Potter; Bottom Draco Malfoy; Stripper Draco Malfoy; Shameless Smut

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    For Harry’s birthday

    that one time Ron almost ruins Harry’s birthday party - Drarry

    Summary:Ron has to get a stripper for Harry’s 40th birthday party, but he messes it up

    That’s it, that’s the plot.

    Word count: 8882

    Tags: Post-Hogwarts; Explicit Sexual Content; Birthday fic; Auror Harry Potter; Healer Draco Malfoy; Top Harry Potter; Bottom Draco Malfoy; Stripper Draco Malfoy; Shameless Smut

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    For Harry’s birthday

    Kiss Me, Potter - Drarry

    Summary:Draco will normally ignore all the unnecessary things around him, but when he sees Harry being cornered by a rather too flirty guy, Draco decides to jump in and pretend to be Harry's boyfriend.

    Well, it still works out alright after all.

    Word count: 8256

    Tags: Post-Hogwarts; Healer Draco Malfoy; Auror Harry Potter; Denial of Feelings; Shameless Smut; I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping; Explicit Sexual Content; Shower Sex; Top Harry Potter; Bottom Draco Malfoy

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    (Birthday fic for @gaeilgelupin)

    Harry: Hi, is Draco here?

    Healer: And who may I say is wanting to see him?

    Harry: I’m Harry

    Healer: Harry of...?

    Harry: ...Of Harry and Draco

    Ron: Where are you going?

    Harry: Er, St. Mungo, snake bite

    Hermione: That looks like human bite

    Ron: Did you bite your own arm so you can meet Draco?

    Harry: What? Pfft, no way! Me? Meeting Draco just because he’s a Healer there and I don’t get to see him unless it’s in St. Mungo? Pfft, absolutely not. Is that why I also faked being sick last week and even hexed myself to meet him? No way

    Ron: Oh, alright then, good luck!

    Hermione: *sighs*

    Ron: Where are you going?

    Harry: Er, St. Mungo, snake bite

    Hermione: That looks like human bite

    Ron: Did you bite your own arm so you can meet Draco?

    Harry: What? Pfft, no way! Me? Meeting Draco just because he’s a Healer there and I don’t get to see him unless it’s in St. Mungo? Pfft, absolutely not. Is that why I also faked being sick last week and even hexed myself to meet him? No way

    Ron: Oh, alright then, good luck!

    Hermione: *sighs*

    Healer Draco: That’s it, Auror Potter, you can go now

    Auror Harry:

    Healer Draco: Do you have a question?

    Auror Harry: Your hair is pretty

    Healer Draco: Not a question, but thank you

    Auror Harry: Would the healer mind if I smelled it?

    Healer Draco: …Now is probably a good time to tell you that I don’t date my patients

    Auror Harry: Well, maybe I should tell you that I never don’t not date my Healer—

    Ron *drags Harry away*: Okay, stop, come on, Harry. Let’s go

    Healer Draco: That’s it, Auror Potter, you can go now

    Auror Harry: ...

    Healer Draco: Do you have a question?

    Auror Harry: Your hair is pretty

    Healer Draco: Not a question, but thank you

    Auror Harry: Would the healer mind if I smelled it?

    Healer Draco: ...Now is probably a good time to tell you that I don't date my patients

    Auror Harry: Well, maybe I should tell you that I never don't not date my Healer—

    Ron *drags Harry away*: Okay, stop, come on, Harry. Let's go

    Healer Draco: You need to eat healthy

    Auror Harry: Nah

    Healer Draco: The last patient who didn’t change their diet after I suggested it died

    Auror Harry: Oh—

    Healer Draco: In a plane crash

    Auror Harry: Oh…that sounds unrelated

    Healer Draco: I’m the one that crashed it. Do NOT disobey me

    Auror Harry:

    Healer Draco: You need to eat healthy

    Auror Harry: Nah

    Healer Draco: The last patient who didn’t change their diet after I suggested it died

    Auror Harry: Oh—

    Healer Draco: In a plane crash

    Auror Harry: Oh...that sounds unrelated

    Healer Draco: I’m the one that crashed it. Do NOT disobey me

    Auror Harry: ...