Draco: Harry, um, don’t forget to get a shot of Jamie’s cake. It’s in a box in the fridge
Draco: Oh, you're gonna love this cake, everyone. I got it from a famous bakery downtown
Pansy: Oh my god, that place has the creamiest frosting!
Draco: Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, they’ll copy it in icing!
Pansy: Oh, did you do a picture of little Jamie?
Draco: Yes! On a cake shaped like a bunny!
Harry: Uh, Draco? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?
Draco: Harry, what are you talking about—Oh! Oh my god! They put my baby’s face on a penis!
Ginny *sees the cake*: Oh! NOW it’s a party!
Draco: You guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!
Ron *staring at the cake*: Uh..is it ok that I still think it looks delicious?
Theodore, to Neville: Nev, look at this
Neville: I know what you're thinking Theo, the resemblance is uncanny!
Harry: I am this close to kicking you two out again
Draco *on the phone*: No, no. This is not what I ordered. I went all the way downtown so that I could have the perfect cake for my son’s birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
Harry: Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the prick, so we can put it on the bunny...That is a weird sentence!
Draco: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home—Ron, don't touch it!!
Ron: I'm so confused!
Draco *on the phone*: Yes, yes. I still want my son’s picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!
Pansy: To be fair this one does have nuts...
Harry: Hey Hermione, that was really nice of you to loan Draco your car so he could go and get the cake
Hermione: Oh. So nice of him to pull my hair 'till I dropped the key!