Pansy: My mother told me to stay away from boys when I was young, and if they come close, I just have to back away

    Pansy: Ten years later, I’m a lesbian

    Pansy: So it turns out pretty good actually

    Hermione: Is this how you flirt?

    Pansy: Is it working?

    Pansy: Oh, that seems heavy, can I give you a hand?

    Hermione: You’re pointing at my boobs

    Pansy: ...your point being?

    Pansy: I know why you don’t like riding brooms

    Hermione: Why?

    Pansy: Because you’re a lesbian

    Hermione: We’re married

    Pansy: I know!

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    Haven’s Taste - Pansmione

    Summary:The only thing Hermione had wanted was to work on her problems, but suddenly she found herself sitting opposite Slytherin's mean girl™ Pansy Parkinson revealing herself in more than one sense.

    Chapters: 10/15 (I’m updating every day)

    Word count: 34202

    Tags: Mind Healer Pansy Parkinson, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger, Minister for Magic Hermione Granger, Auror Harry Potter, Healer Draco Malfoy, Auror Ron Weasley, Auror Neville Longbottom, Auction, Slow Burn, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

    Part 1 of My Safe Place Series

    READ HERE ON AO3

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    My Pansmione fic is completed, 15/15 chapters have been posted all on ao3!

    Haven’s Taste - Pansmione

    Summary:The only thing Hermione had wanted was to work on her problems, but suddenly she found herself sitting opposite Slytherin's mean girl™ Pansy Parkinson revealing herself in more than one sense.

    Chapters: 10/15 (I’m updating every day)

    Word count: 34202

    Tags: Mind Healer Pansy Parkinson, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger, Minister for Magic Hermione Granger, Auror Harry Potter, Healer Draco Malfoy, Auror Ron Weasley, Auror Neville Longbottom, Auction, Slow Burn, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

    Part 1 of My Safe Place Series

    READ HERE ON AO3

    Hermione: ...and that’s the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life’s triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago

    Pansy: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story

    Hermione: So Pansy had her first driving lesson today

    Harry: How did it go?

    Hermione: Lots of screaming, overall it’s fine, but we gotta go visit Ron in the hospital now

    Draco: What? Why?

    Pansy: I kinda accidentally hit him

    Harry & Draco: Kinda?

    Pansy: Hermione, I need you to unfold your legs

    Hermione: Why?

    Pansy: You’re squashing my dinner

    Hermione: ...

    Hermione: ...and that’s the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life’s triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago

    Pansy: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story

    Hermione: ...and that’s the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life’s triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago

    Pansy: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story

    Hermione: You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian

    Pansy: I don’t care how fast they were writing, it makes no sense

    Pansy: Hermione, this is the hardest thing that I've ever had to say to you

    Hermione: ...

    Pansy: I had always assumed that when you got serious about interior design, I was going to love your ideas. Because I love you. I hate your ideas. I hate them almost as much as I love you, which is so much.

    Hermione: I have to stop you right there. I appreciate the fact that you are a very dramatic person, but the next time you start a conversation with, "This is the hardest thing that I have ever had to say to you," it better end with, "I'm not a lesbian anymore," "I found a lump in my chest," or, "He came out of nowhere, help me get the blood off of my dress."

    Pansy the ultimate lesbian, scaring every man that try to mess with her

    Pansy the ultimate lesbian, scaring every man that try to mess with her

    Hermione: Harry used to receive a bunch of love letters, I’ve never gotten anything

    Pansy: I once sent an anonymous love letter to a guy with my friends, but actually no one likes him and I just did it for fun

    Hermione: …you’re mean

    Hermione: Harry used to receive a bunch of love letters, I’ve never gotten anything

    Pansy: I once sent an anonymous love letter to a guy with my friends, but actually no one likes him and I just did it for fun

    Hermione: ...you’re mean