Pansy: My mother told me to stay away from boys when I was young, and if they come close, I just have to back away
Pansy: Ten years later, I’m a lesbian
Pansy: So it turns out pretty good actually
Hermione: Is this how you flirt?
Pansy: Is it working?
Pansy: Oh, that seems heavy, can I give you a hand?
Hermione: You’re pointing at my boobs
Pansy: ...your point being?
Pansy: I know why you don’t like riding brooms
Hermione: Why?
Pansy: Because you’re a lesbian
Hermione: We’re married
Pansy: I know!
daddiesdrarryyHaven’s Taste - Pansmione
Summary:Â The only thing Hermione had wanted was to work on her problems, but suddenly she found herself sitting opposite Slytherin's mean girlâ„¢ Pansy Parkinson revealing herself in more than one sense.
Chapters: 10/15 (I’m updating every day)
Word count: 34202
Tags: Mind Healer Pansy Parkinson, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger, Minister for Magic Hermione Granger, Auror Harry Potter, Healer Draco Malfoy, Auror Ron Weasley, Auror Neville Longbottom, Auction, Slow Burn, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Part 1 of My Safe Place Series
daddiesdrarryyMy Pansmione fic is completed, 15/15 chapters have been posted all on ao3!
Haven’s Taste - Pansmione
Summary:Â The only thing Hermione had wanted was to work on her problems, but suddenly she found herself sitting opposite Slytherin's mean girlâ„¢ Pansy Parkinson revealing herself in more than one sense.
Chapters: 10/15 (I’m updating every day)
Word count: 34202
Tags: Mind Healer Pansy Parkinson, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger, Minister for Magic Hermione Granger, Auror Harry Potter, Healer Draco Malfoy, Auror Ron Weasley, Auror Neville Longbottom, Auction, Slow Burn, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Part 1 of My Safe Place Series
Hermione: ...and that’s the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life’s triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago
Pansy: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story
Hermione: So Pansy had her first driving lesson today
Harry: How did it go?
Hermione: Lots of screaming, overall it’s fine, but we gotta go visit Ron in the hospital now
Draco: What? Why?
Pansy: I kinda accidentally hit him
Harry & Draco: Kinda?
Pansy: Hermione, I need you to unfold your legs
Hermione: Why?
Pansy: You’re squashing my dinner
Hermione: ...
Hermione: ...and that’s the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life’s triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago
Pansy: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story
Hermione: ...and that’s the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life’s triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago
Pansy: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story
Hermione: You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian
Pansy: I don’t care how fast they were writing, it makes no sense
Pansy: Hermione, this is the hardest thing that I've ever had to say to you
Hermione: ...
Pansy: I had always assumed that when you got serious about interior design, I was going to love your ideas. Because I love you. I hate your ideas. I hate them almost as much as I love you, which is so much.
Hermione: I have to stop you right there. I appreciate the fact that you are a very dramatic person, but the next time you start a conversation with, "This is the hardest thing that I have ever had to say to you," it better end with, "I'm not a lesbian anymore," "I found a lump in my chest," or, "He came out of nowhere, help me get the blood off of my dress."
Pansy the ultimate lesbian, scaring every man that try to mess with her
Pansy the ultimate lesbian, scaring every man that try to mess with her
Harry: Why do you send Hermione a picture of your hand?
Pansy: How do you think lesbian send dick pics?
Harry: Why do you send Hermione a picture of your hand?
Pansy: How do you think lesbian send dick pics?
Hermione: I’m pansexual
Ginny: So you’re attracted to all genders?
Hermione: Yeah but also because I’m attracted to Pansy
Hermione: I’m pansexual
Ginny: So you’re attracted to all genders?
Hermione: Yeah but also because I’m attracted to Pansy
Hermione: Harry used to receive a bunch of love letters, I’ve never gotten anything
Pansy: I once sent an anonymous love letter to a guy with my friends, but actually no one likes him and I just did it for fun
Hermione: …you’re mean
Hermione: Harry used to receive a bunch of love letters, I’ve never gotten anything
Pansy: I once sent an anonymous love letter to a guy with my friends, but actually no one likes him and I just did it for fun
Hermione: ...you’re mean