Pansy: My mother told me to stay away from boys when I was young, and if they come close, I just have to back away

    Pansy: Ten years later, I’m a lesbian

    Pansy: So it turns out pretty good actually

    Hermione: Is this how you flirt?

    Pansy: Is it working?

    Pansy: Oh, that seems heavy, can I give you a hand?

    Hermione: You’re pointing at my boobs

    Pansy: ...your point being?

    Pansy: You ever laugh so hard you grab your boobs?

    Hermione: No, and it also doesn’t explain why your hands are on mine

    Pansy: Hermione, come on, don’t be mad

    Ginny: What’s wrong?

    Hermione: Pansy didn’t know we were going on a date last night

    Ginny: You didn’t know you were on a date?

    Pansy: I did not—okay, I did not know! But who knows if you just wanna have dinner with me as friends or more?

    Hermione: We kissed in front of my door!

    Pansy: It could have been a friendly kiss between girls! I didn’t realise!

    Hermione: I invited you inside, Pansy

    Pansy: I’m a lesbian, it gets really confusing sometimes!

    Hermione: ...

    Hermione: Pansy, I told you, that is not the correct way to cast a spell

    Pansy: I don’t see why “Wingardium Levioslay” isn’t right

    Hermione: ...

    Hermione: Look, I got another O on the test!

    Pansy: Why do you have to be on top of the class when you can be on top of me?

    McGonagall: Miss Parkinson, we’re still in class

    Pansy: ...right, sorry Professor

    Pansy: You know why I don’t like wands?

    Hermione: Is this one of those times you’d make a lame joke?

    Pansy: No

    Hermione: Okay, why don’t you like wands?

    Pansy *laughs*: Because I’m a lesbian. Get it?

    Hermione *sighs*: You’re lucky I married you

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    Haven’s Taste - Pansmione

    Summary:The only thing Hermione had wanted was to work on her problems, but suddenly she found herself sitting opposite Slytherin's mean girl™ Pansy Parkinson revealing herself in more than one sense.

    Chapters: 10/15 (I’m updating every day)

    Word count: 34202

    Tags: Mind Healer Pansy Parkinson, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger, Minister for Magic Hermione Granger, Auror Harry Potter, Healer Draco Malfoy, Auror Ron Weasley, Auror Neville Longbottom, Auction, Slow Burn, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

    Part 1 of My Safe Place Series

    READ HERE ON AO3

    daddiesdrarryy

    My Pansmione fic is completed, 15/15 chapters have been posted all on ao3!

    Haven’s Taste - Pansmione

    Summary:The only thing Hermione had wanted was to work on her problems, but suddenly she found herself sitting opposite Slytherin's mean girl™ Pansy Parkinson revealing herself in more than one sense.

    Chapters: 10/15 (I’m updating every day)

    Word count: 34202

    Tags: Mind Healer Pansy Parkinson, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger, Minister for Magic Hermione Granger, Auror Harry Potter, Healer Draco Malfoy, Auror Ron Weasley, Auror Neville Longbottom, Auction, Slow Burn, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

    Part 1 of My Safe Place Series

    READ HERE ON AO3

    Pansy: Is that glasses you have on?

    Hermione: Yeah, I need one to read

    Pansy: You look...nice in it

    Hermione: Oh, really?

    Pansy: Yeah

    Ron: ...

    Ron: So should I leave or—okay you’re already kissing, I’m just gonna go

    Hermione: ...and that’s the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life’s triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago

    Pansy: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story

    Pansy: I broke my neck yesterday

    Ron: Are you alright?

    Pansy: Yeah, I’m fine now, it was at midnight and Hermione healed it immediately

    Draco: So...you broke your neck at midnight? How did that happen?

    Hermione *blushing*: Well, it’s my fault actually

    Draco: ...oh wow

    Ron: Wow what?

    Draco: ...

    Ron: ...

    Draco: ...

    Ron: ...oh wow

    Pansy: ...I mean look at Hermione, my wife is so beautiful, I just love her so much, she’s intelligent, kind—

    Hermione: Pansy, this is Harry and Draco’s wedding, you’re supposed to say your Maid of Honour’s speech!

    Pansy: Well I’m getting into it!

    Pansy: Come on, just spend a day together, you guys need to become friends too, now that I’ve become Hermione’s girlfriend

    Draco: That’s unnecessary

    Ron: Not gonna happen

    Pansy: Alright fine, if you hangout for a day together, I will get you, Draco, a picture of Harry, half naked after Quidditch, and for you, Ron, a picture of Blaise fresh out of the shower

    Draco: Consider it done. See you tomorrow, Weasley!

    Ron: Lovely. I’ll be waiting, Malfoy!

    Pansy: I like you

    Hermione: Why?

    Pansy: You’re so disciplined, so organised, you’re the definition of everything good in this world

    Hermione: I set Snape on fire once

    Pansy: ...I love you

    Hermione: ...

    Hermione: This shirt is 350 Galleons?

    Pansy: Down from 700 Galleons. You’re saving like...200 Galleons

    Hermione: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today

    Harry: Hermione, we need your help

    Hermione: What’s wrong? It’s 3am, you know that, right?

    Harry: Draco dislocated his jaws

    Hermione: How?

    Harry & Draco: ...

    Hermione: Never mind, don’t answer that

    Pansy: Do answer that please!

    Pansy: Oh hey where are you two going?

    Harry: Draco had a dream that I cheated on him last night so I’m taking him shopping as an apology

    Draco: *nods*

    Pansy: ...

    Pansy: I had a dream you cheated on me too, Hermione

    Hermione: Never gonna happen, Pansy

    Hermione: So Pansy had her first driving lesson today

    Harry: How did it go?

    Hermione: Lots of screaming, overall it’s fine, but we gotta go visit Ron in the hospital now

    Draco: What? Why?

    Pansy: I kinda accidentally hit him

    Harry & Draco: Kinda?