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    youngalientype

    People will literally see a sage green building and be like "what if it was white" 🙄

    youngalientype

    People will literally see a unique little house and be like "what if it had beige vinyl siding" 🤢

    youngalientype

    People will literally see a gorgeous Victorian painted lady house and be like "what if we knock it down and make it a carwash" 🤮

    youngalientype

    People will literally decide to build a community center for their town and then be like "what if it looked like a prison" 👹

    youngalientype

    People will literally see a mom and pop store going out of business and be like "what if we had a 3rd Dunkin Donuts there" 💀

    youngalientype

    People will literally see a vacant lot and be like "what if we had 6th dollar store there" 🤑

    youngalientype

    People will literally see a 40 year old bowling alley and be like "what if it was storage units" 😵‍💫

    stuff they actually let happen on Star Wars: The Clone Wars

  • Godzilla tried to eat Chancellor Palpatine
  • Darth Maul came back from the dead as a crime boss with robot legs and had a giant angry brother named Savage
  • Jabba the Hutt’s uncle was an offensive gay stereotype
  • Palpatine had a gigantic forehead for literally no reason
  • Zombie episode
  • They named a Jedi “I’m Gonna Die” and then killed him
  • Some senator had a sex robot
  • All the Twi’leks had French accents
  • Ahsoka got hunted for sport
  • Anakin had to do elaborate BDSM roleplay with an evil cat lady
  • Dooku was almost murdered by the Macbeth witches
  • Hondo Ohnaka
  • Yoda made contact with Qui-Gon Jinn’s ghost but the other Jedi just thought he had dementia
  • 0.07 seconds after leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka crashed her motorcycle, got a girlfriend, and ended up smuggling drugs for the mob
  • Anakin and Obi-Wan met the physical incarnations of the Dark and Light Sides of the Force and they looked like a goth drama queen and his cottagecore sister and both of them were furries
  • Ahsoka got bit by an evil rat which made her evil for awhile
  • Jar Jar killed a guy