i didn’t miss it this time fucking finally
i didn’t miss it this time fucking finally
happy birthday to my queen nico robin !!! 🎂🎈🎉
“this doesn’t happen to people like me very often” - harry styles, a white straight cisgender man, winning a grammy
(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here
uhm yeah we put way too much vanilla extract in your boyfriend. yeah like a bottle and a half. he's really bitter now. he um. kinda smells nice though.
noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse
sorry for rolling the worst blunt you've ever seen i'm only 24
fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head
DRAGON ATTACK!!!!!!
vanilla extract would have won the tumblr sexyman poll i know it in my heart to be true
They de-aged this dog by like 6 years what the fuck
thinking about how tiktoker caitlin reilly has deconstructed, criticized, and parodied every aspect of upperclass white womanhood in the span of like 6 months
this is what happens when theatre kids use their powers for good