kewrhone
Big bad pirates in love ❤️
writing-prompt-sTwo identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.
dyceficOnce upon a time there was a peasant woman who was unhappy because she had no children. She was happy in all other things – her husband was kind and loving, and they owned their farm and had food and money enough. But she longed for children.
She went to church and prayed for a child every Sunday, but no child came. She went to every midwife and wise woman for miles around, and followed all their advice, but no child came.
So at last, though she knew of the dangers, she drew her brown woolen shawl over her head and on Midsummer’s Eve she went out to the forest, to a certain clearing, and dropped a copper penny and a lock of her hair into the old well there, and she wished for a child.
“You know,” a voice said behind her, a low and cunning voice, a voice that had a coax and a wheedle and a sly laugh all mixed up in it together, “that there will be a price to pay later.”
She did not turn to look at the creature. She knew better. “I know it,” she said, still staring into the well. “And I also know that I may set conditions.”
“That is true,” the creature said, after a moment, and there was less laugh in its voice now. It wasn’t pleased that she knew that. “What condition do you set? A boy child? A lucky one?”
“That the child will come to no harm,” she said, lifting her head to stare into the woods. “Whether I succeed in paying your price, or passing your test, or not, the child will not suffer. It will not die, or be hurt, or cursed with ill luck or any other thing. No harm of any kind.”
“Ahhhhh.” The sound was long and low, between a sigh and a hum. “Yes. That is a fair condition. Whatever price there is, whatever test there is, it will be for you and you alone.” A long, slender hand extended into her sight, almost human save for the skin, as pale a green as a new leaf. The hand held a pear, ripe and sweet, though the pears were nowhere ripe yet. “Eat this,” the voice said, and she trembled with the effort of keeping her eyes straight ahead. “All of it, on your way home. Before you enter your own gate, plant the core of it beside the gate, where the ground is soft and rich. You will have what you ask for.”
everythingfox
beardedmrbean
ever wondered what is your fantasy love language? no? take the quiz anyway
tesghosteronearen't you tired of being nice. don't you just want to go rabid and bite someone
tesghosteronenever mind my friend is playing with my hair i think i'll be nice now
[Throws “Putin is on Team TERF” into the discourse pot like a live grenade and then logs off]
horaetio
heavymetalkillingmachinescrambled / rare / whole / none / peppermint tea
wallkettSunny side /medium-well / Lala brand carton milk imported from Mexico/ Amarulla / spiced chai
fluffermckittyover-easy, rare, 1%, beer, coffee
im not even going to read this im smiling so hard and closing my eyes and going to sleep
callmearcturus
Hack your 3DS. Hack your Wii U. It’s easy and fun, and you will gain access to so much shit, you will not lose access to one of the largest generational game libraries, you can access even older games.
It is always morally correct to pirate Nintendo games. Fuck them.
ghoulcaller-gisa3DS Hacks Guide
A complete guide to 3DS custom firmware, from stock to boot9strap.
this guide is a good way to hack your 3ds!
helpimagoatone of the easiest methods to hack your 3ds requires a free game that you download from the eshop so do it before the eshop shuts down!
there are other methods as well but just so you know!
I promise you it’s easier to do than you think, too! and there are many people (myself included) that would love to help and answer questions, no matter how basic.
I hacked my wii u so it now has every game from every retro console/arcade machine + any wii, GameCube, and wii u games I want. my 3ds has every DS and 3DS title ever released. no regrets.
battlecrazed-axe-mage
sevdoesnotexistPlus, when you take them out at the library instead you help boost our stats so we can lobby for better government funding. I suggest only pirating a book in a situation like, say, Wizards of the Coast or a bigot's writing like Abigail Shrier's pseudoscience garbage
Mass cultural boycotts of Russian culture such as banning books by Dostoevsky, the Bolshoi, pulling Russian films from film festivals, operas, plays etc is extremely wrong because a disgraceful autocrat is carrying out atrocities that is not in the name of the Russian people. The bastardization and degrading of culture is always wrong and it can expand to wider barbarity and dehumanization. Censoring Russian art is not an anti-war position.
oh you’re trans? ok so do u idolize cowboys pirates or vampires as your ideal gender presentation?