jontronshat-deactivated20150806

    4 word horror story

    “I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

    imhangingwhataboutyou

    I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

    jontronshat

    can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

    pajama-zam

    So what fuck was your wife knocking on

    jontronshat

    this dick

    mitochondrionion

    It’s not even 4 words???

    fatgothgf

    do you think kirby’s skin is moist when you touch him

    wizardtwins

    or do you think its like rubbery? like an inflated balloon?

    wizardtwins
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    if you stabbed him would he pop or bleed?

    tgapa

    Do you take constructive criticism on your posts ???

    wizardtwins

    all respectable scientists must accept peer review on their research findings

    tgapa

    Due to the nature of kirby’s inflation (inhalation of the air or other airborne elements) Kirby’s anatomy would only make sense to be a large bodily chasm much like the human lung to capture and hold the atmospheric area inside of him.

    Kirby also floats, suggesting either A) he is lighter than the atmospheric pressure and gravity affecting him and can propel himself through the atmosphere or B) he is strong enough to conteract those forces. Both of which suggest Kirby is not fat or excess skin, but muscle. He is also depicted as smooth and without imperfections as if to suggest that inflated kirby has no stretching of his skin. Smaller kirby and Larger kirby can have different volumes, indicating Kirby has excess skin which can retract into his body when not in use. Which would be able to reside in the chasm of Kirby, that is contracted and relaxed.

    So while he may be soft and squishy when deflated, I think Kirby when he has taken in air is much more like a basketball, firm and stiff thanks to the extension (possible hyperextension) of his muscles. Kirby is softer when not inflated due to the relaxtaion of his muscles although the moistness is a variable I am unable to comprehend at this time.

    Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk this is why kirby would actually just eat the knife if you tried to stab him

    mikeyfriskeyhands

    My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

    auntytimblr

    every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

    gallusrostromegalus

    1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

    2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

    zillyart32

    THIS IS GOLD

    aprillikesthings

    oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

    artikgato

    When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

    eliciaforever

    I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

    STILL FUNNY

    somethingoddinsod

    Please note the username of the video poster.