owlcityfanboi

oh my fuckning

iopele

UNMUTE THIS

dante-speaks

WHOO lmao

i-will-personally-eat-the-rich

RESPECT. WOMEN.

skinoutqueen

The fucking zoom in on his nipple 😭😭 also MESSAGE

joesdeacy

this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise

berenswick

If someone asks you what big dick energy means, show them this video

jontronshat-deactivated20150806

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

imhangingwhataboutyou

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

jontronshat

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

pajama-zam

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

jontronshat

this dick

mitochondrionion

It’s not even 4 words???

transtarks

god i’ve been alive for way too long

transtarks

this was supposed to say ‘awake’ but ya kno what? tea

avatarmerida

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

glenmoresparks

Please admire this rabbit who made a plan, then carried it out with calm determination.

infradedmind

Lebanese

u-eimei

i thought you were american

catchymemes

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

desmondsprettyface

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

unclefather

“No way”

im-the-batmann

What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??

fatgothgf

do you think kirby’s skin is moist when you touch him

wizardtwins

or do you think its like rubbery? like an inflated balloon?

wizardtwins

if you stabbed him would he pop or bleed?

tgapa

Do you take constructive criticism on your posts ???

wizardtwins

all respectable scientists must accept peer review on their research findings

tgapa

Due to the nature of kirby’s inflation (inhalation of the air or other airborne elements) Kirby’s anatomy would only make sense to be a large bodily chasm much like the human lung to capture and hold the atmospheric area inside of him.

Kirby also floats, suggesting either A) he is lighter than the atmospheric pressure and gravity affecting him and can propel himself through the atmosphere or B) he is strong enough to conteract those forces. Both of which suggest Kirby is not fat or excess skin, but muscle. He is also depicted as smooth and without imperfections as if to suggest that inflated kirby has no stretching of his skin. Smaller kirby and Larger kirby can have different volumes, indicating Kirby has excess skin which can retract into his body when not in use. Which would be able to reside in the chasm of Kirby, that is contracted and relaxed.

So while he may be soft and squishy when deflated, I think Kirby when he has taken in air is much more like a basketball, firm and stiff thanks to the extension (possible hyperextension) of his muscles. Kirby is softer when not inflated due to the relaxtaion of his muscles although the moistness is a variable I am unable to comprehend at this time.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk this is why kirby would actually just eat the knife if you tried to stab him

weirdlandtv

Alternative human evolution. Illustration by French artist Lucien Rudaux, 1930s.

malaise-forever

that’s just an Australian

im watching a food show and one of the contestants literally said ‘i was introduced to food when i was very young’ like fuck i sure hope you were!?!?

mikeyfriskeyhands

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

auntytimblr

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

gallusrostromegalus

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

zillyart32

THIS IS GOLD

aprillikesthings

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

artikgato

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

eliciaforever

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

somethingoddinsod

Please note the username of the video poster.

madlori

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

I’m crying (tweet src)

babyanimalgifs

Why does this cat look so evil

tangarang

this cat looks like a lawful evil doing the whole “were not so different, you and i” speech at the protagonist

Dream outfit:

Booty shorts with “my eyes are up here⬆️” on the butt,

low cut top that say “my eyes are up here ⬆️”

“My eyes are up here ⬆️” ballcap hat

And one of these bad boys