Pilsbury ho boy

Harrison. He/Him. Canadian. Find me on Twitter @hawwisome .

Last update
2020-06-17 17:31:26

    a summary of the da2 dialogue options

    <>blue hawke: i am a basic human person with good morals. if you touch me you will immediately ascend into heaven because of my natural goodness and pure heart of love. take all my money and this sweater i knit for your family. murder is wrong: peace love and andraste.

    <>purple hawke: haha if im vulnerable to you i will die. joke go brrrrrr

    <>red hawke: it costs 5 sovreigns to look at me and 10 to talk. oh you can’t afford that? well you should have thought about it before you accidentally glanced in my direction. help isn’t free you worthless worm. btw i also burned down your store while we were talking since you’ve decided to waste my time.