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2020-07-13 07:59:26

    obsessed with the idea of angels seeing the first human death. 

    ITS JUST SO FUNNY LIKE EJJFJWKIFIIF

    angels see a human die for the first time and be like “thats wild lmao wyd after this?”

    prettyferalprince

    the angels watching Cain kill Abel:

    m1911s-10th-anniversary

    The angels when they saw Abel in heaven:

    “bro that was one fucking powerful nap if you flew all the way up here”

    I’m sorry but out of context this is really fucking funny

    I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking loser

    That’s literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over him for being too lazy (I am not making this up) and then he woke up and he was like “you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy sucks”. 

    Never meet your heroes.