In Return of the Jedi, instead of Luke swinging his lightsaber at the Emperor like he was expected to, he could have swung it at the window, effectively killing not just the Emperor and Darth Vader, but everyone in the room (yes, Yoda said he had to pass on the way of the Jedi, but I'm sure Leia could figure it out, and yes, he was the only other person in the room, but still...)

    marrogerson

    I just tried mochi ice cream for the first time and cannot believe no one ever told me that the texture of mochi is like eating skin. I am traumatized now but sort of in a good way? Give me more skin…

    marrogerson

    @prettiestswift

    Oh boy, you need to try mochi cake, it quite literally has a skin-like color 😳

    @catplanetariums

    donuts and waffles made with mochi flour have a great bouncy-chewy texture too. Not as skin-like, of course, but highly enjoyable.

    @letteredlettered

    duuuuuuuude what skin have you been eating. Skin is so tough and chewy compared to mochi. Mochi is the soft skin of a soft friend, the skin of a koala or an axolotl

    Thank you all for these superb replies to my mochi skin post. This is why I like Tumblr. I’m obsessed with mochi ice cream now that I’ve eaten the whole box, and I’m going to start trying to make it because otherwise I’m going to bankrupt myself on this stuff and die a pauper’s death.

    Lettered, I consumed the rest of my ice creams today thinking, “yes, this DOES feel just like eating soft koala skin…” so thank you for that.

    Here is my Clone Theory:

    In a situation where someone has to tell you and your clone apart (i.e. if your clone is trying to steal your life and someone else needs to know who to shoot), just speak. Assuming the clone grew as you did (maybe just accelerated), without any of your life experiences (soar throat, tonsil removal, strep, those times you *thought* you could hit that high note, smoking, etc.), its voice would be "perfect". Just point this out to the person holding the gun and enjoy the bittersweet sight of your clone being murdered.

    everdreamingstarqueen

    What I want to see in the MCU (pt. 2):

    Clint creating an alter-ego (Jeremy Renner) in order to publish his music in peace (aka away from the prying ears of most of the other Avengers), only for one of his songs to play at like, a park or mall or something during a mission with the other Avengers and they all just look at him with confusion (including the baddie, like, everyone just kinda pauses)

    everdreamingstarqueen

    I just found out (as in, it's literally in my earbuds as I type this!) that Scarlett Johansson sings Set it All Free in Sing, so Nat's alter-ego is a voice actor now. Yep. Definitely.

    What I want to see in the MCU (pt. 2):

    Clint creating an alter-ego (Jeremy Renner) in order to publish his music in peace (aka away from the prying ears of most of the other Avengers), only for one of his songs to play at like, a park or mall or something during a mission with the other Avengers and they all just look at him with confusion (including the baddie, like, everyone just kinda pauses)

    Sometimes I have recurring dreams where I’m in my car driving, alone or with someone, and either the breaks stop working halfway through the drive and the car keeps going fast, or the person driving faints and I gotta help steer from my seat and it’s always that the breaks still don’t work or the person fainted with their foot on the gas-I’m unsure if there’s some kinda meaning to these dreams but I don’t like ‘em.