The Name's Nathan. You can talk to me about anything. 19+

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    belfast62

    Whoa! Never thought of that.......

    houstontiger2

    ☝️☝️☝️

    magpie-69

    Anything on the road other that tarmac (asphalt) is a risk to a biker. To name some of them:

    Grass.

    Loose gravel.

    Leaves, especially wet ones.

    Tree sap.

    Diesel.

    Animal manure.

    Animals.

    Manhole covers.

    White lines.

    Tar lines.

    Rain.

    Snow.

    Ice.

    Hail.

    Inconsiderate drivers.

    Drivers who aren't aware of the effects that any of the above have on motorcycles.

    jumpingjacktrash

    hey, while you’re at it, don’t shoot it on the sidewalk either. not only are kids on bikes gonna wipe out, it messes up traction for wheelchairs, and it’s gonna put my cane-using ass back in the hospital one of these days.

    pr1nceshawn

    Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios byKarina Farek.

    castorochiaro

    This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

    It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

    paperparachute

    My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??

    cirilee

    this is the best possible version of fred

    imhonestlyjustsoconfused

    Didn’t he like end up perfectly fine but like killed like five people instead?? All those bones that he broke were not his?

    Can someone find those screenshots for me?

    thesevenumbrellas

    So glad more himbo Fred content is appearing on my dash. People are finally learning the truth!

    skeletor-the-gay

    Fred killed Dick Grayson’s parents

    river-bottom-nightmare

    Fred killed Dick Grayson’s Parents

    standupcomedyblog

    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

    killbenedictcumberbatch

    THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

    danteogodofsoup

    GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

    ohhowlucky

    This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

    invisiblespork

    [Audio transcription: I wanted to tell you one story. Uh. This is the story of the best meal I’ve ever had in my life, okay. Happened when I was eleven years old in Chicago, IL where I grew up. I went to a place called the Salt & Pepper Diner, uh, with my best friend John. We walk into the diner one day, and they had a jukebox there, okay? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar. So we put in 7 dollars and selected 21 plays of of Tom Joness What’s New Pussycat. And then we ordered and waited. 

    Here’s the thing about when, uh, What’s New Pussycat plays over and over and over and over and over again. The second time it plays, your immediate thought is not ‘hey someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again.’ It’s ‘hey, What’s New Pussycat is a lot longer than I first thought. The third time it plays you’re thinking maybe someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again. The fourth time it plays you’re either thinking ‘whoa someone just played What’s New Pussycat FOUR TIMES or at least someone played it twice, and it’s a really long song.’ So the fifth time is the kicker, alright? 

    Now, John and I we’re watching the entire diner at this point, alright? Most people have gotten wind as to what’s going on. And we’re staring at this one guy and he’s sitting in like a booth with his stupid kids jumping around, and he’s like staring at his coffee cup like this, and he’s been onto us since the beginning. And he’s sitting there, and his hand is shaking, and he had this look on his face like, aw, like he had just gotten his thirty day chip from anger management. And he’s staring like this, and the fourth song fades out. It’s dead quiet. Then, I don’t know if you know this, but the song begins very quietly…

    BWAAAH BWAAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT and he goes GOD DAMN IT and pounds on the table, silverware flies everywhere, and it was fantastic. But a word about my best friend John and what a genius he was because when we first walked into the diner, okay? When we first got there and I’m punching in the What’s New Pussycats alright? I’ve punched in like 7 at this point then John says to me ‘hey hey hey before you punch in another What’s New Pussycat let’s drop in one It’s Not Unusual.’

    Oh yes. That is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven What’s New Pussycats. In a row - It played seven times. Suddenly - Dum da dum, IT’S NOT UNUSUAL and the sigh of relief that swept through the diner. People were so happy. It was like the liberation of France. You know for years scientists have wondered can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual and the answer is yes you can. Provided that it is preceded by seven What’s New Pussycats. It’s true. Dead honest.

    And on the other hand. When we went back. Holy shit. It’s Not Unusual fade out. It’s dead quiet. BWAAAH BWAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT people went insane. People went out of their minds. No one could handle it. No one could handle it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly indifferent staff that was just like ‘yup some crap as always.’ 

    They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays. And that was the best meal I ever had.]

    justlookatthosesausages

    reblogging again coz this time it has audio transcription (bless you) and it’s still forever hilarious omg

    madlori

    If this is your first time seeing the Salt & Pepper Diner story, I envy you. Sometimes I wish I could hear it again for the first time.

    fire-sapphics

    so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!

    (listen with headphones if possible!)

    (yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)

    princehal9000

    if you haven’t encountered the tiktok phenomenon of Wellerman, start here, get headphones. yes. the headphones are wanted.

    reverie skinblend

    my first attempt at making a skinblend!! it’s actually a facemask but y’know

  • 8 swatches: double eyelids w/ freckles, eyebags or both, same thing goes for monolids
  • the “freckles” are just very light if u dont want a perfectly smooth skin
  • found as skin detail in the forehead + mouth crease section
  • all ages, genders & occults included
  • custom thumbnail
  • download (sfs)

    credits: @aubadi (ennui), @heihu (xigua), @chisami (tye), @sycas (soft fairy), @plasmafruit-tree (goblin) 
    thanks to all the original creators for their amazing works! <3