
Undertale Heritage Post
A random mix of whatever I find humorous at the moment, warning, contents may vary in humor, content, and appropriateness. Browse at your own risk.
Undertale Heritage Post
Owen: we can’t mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.
Beru *cocks gun*: manslaughter it is
Albert: What's a metaphor?
Buck: My life is a train wreck
Albert: I know that, but what's a metaphor?
Okay so we’ve all seen those headcanons where Batman is rumored to be dating Bruce Wayne, and that’s where he gets his funding to be Batman, etc. (an avenue of hilarity I have yet to grow bored of).
But now I want to see a universe where that is more than a rumor, and is instead generally assumed as fact.
Like, no matter what Bruce does, everyone just assumes he’s dating Batman. Nothing seems to dissuade people of that notion. Nothing.
Metropolis: Oh yes, we have this flying alien Boy Scout keeping us safe.
Fawcett City: We have a…demi-god? or something. He’s cool.
Central City: Our guy runs around stopping crime, but like, really fast.
Star City: We have a guy using a weapon that’s been obsolete for a few hundred years and we have no idea who he is, what are you talking about.
Gotham: We have Bruce Wayne’s sugar baby.
Low key want one where "Bruce Wayne is Batman's sugar daddy" somehow has become "Bruce Wayne is our city's hero sugar daddy", where every and each city believes Bruce Wayne is somehow in a romantic relationship with their local hero.
Harringrove week day 3: "dirty talk" (yes Steve is probably saying something nsfw)
Trope Classic - Confession
for Harringroveweek
ID: almost 2k of crack, and not even good crack, it’s like discount crack, dollar store crack, “say crack one more time” /end ID
#HarringroveWeek Day 1 ✨ Trope Classic: Only One Bed
First time posting harringrove… I don’t know what I’m doing (?)
(version without dialogue under the cut)