bellefair-institute

    More nurturing advice for the modern young man from FriendZone magazine. A whole term of straight-As and you might be eligible for eye contact during your “special time”!

    mommysbitchcaps

    “No dear it’s too bad that you were so busy doing my homework that your grades really plummeted! I’m off to college, it’s going to be so much fun. But don’t worry, I’m hardly going to abandon my BFF all alone. My auntie’s beauty salon is hiring a trainee nail girl, I mean nail “boy” lol. It’s barely minimum wage and probably super humiliating for a nerdy smartypants like you but I’ve already told mommy you’ll accept it. You wouldn’t want to disappoint your princess would you babes?“

    furcoatvegan

    “Aaaw I’m Gonna miss you loads too Sweetpea! But there’s still lots of Colleges in the city, the girls are probably too stuck up not locking at a townie boy unless he’s a real fucking gorgeous bad boy. But if you’d just grow a pair and embrace your super obvi fem potential, you can still go to college parties, get some of the experience, as like a beta boy Freshman’s date!”

    bellefair-institute

    “Good news Sweetpea! I’ve signed you up for a course at the community college right around the corner from my expensive university! So we can enjoy the higher learning experience together, and you won’t be too far from you chastity key and my laundry! Now, it’s home economics, and to cover your tuition I applied for a grant from the city - it’s a grant for women’s ed though, so you will have to attend as a girl! Otherwise you’ll be guilty of quite serious fraud. Don’t worry, I’ll be here to help you pass and I promise I’ll keep your secret, I haven’t even considered the total power it gives me.”

    Porn has made you brain dumber and dumber with each and every fapping session, and turned your perfectly healthy brain into a blank sheet, a silky smooth “DUMBASS” brain. All those braincells? Neurons? Neuralconnections? GONE! You’ll NEVER be smart again. Can you feel that dumbass brain inside your skull, wobbling and jiggling like pudding, trying so hard to think, but completely unable to? Feels good, doesn’t it? Keep fapping, and make dat ass brain even smoother!

    goddessnishasslave

    I desire to lick the bottom of your soles as a one-time meal for me everyday, @goddessnisha!

    My Followers, specially unowned slaves, a quick shout: Do reblog this please. And follow @goddessnisha. Its me paying reverence to the goddess who has kindly chosen to lord over my pathetic excuse of a life to give it meaning and mould me towards her devotion. She can help you too if you want your life to be directed in a certain way by a supreme.

    kendralynora

    so is Victory

    ashermajestywishes

    LOVE TRIANGLE

    bsparrow

    Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

    justrollinon

    This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

    acciowine

    The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

    krustybunny

    I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

    spectrometon

    The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

    choachie150

    Rb for that art doe

    identicaltwinhalfbrother

    Dignity here to join the girl posse.

    brainwad

    AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

    yvonne008

    reblogging for the second time

    athelind

    ALWAYS
    REBLOG

    big-gold-octopus

    Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.

    thenightling

    Dignity is rare on this site. 

    corndot

    THAT LAST COMMENT THO

    i-breathe-fried-air

    Very rare indeed

    carry-on-wayward-sister

    Don’t forget Wisdom (Athena/Minerva)

    A metal figurine depicting the Athena. She's battle ready, wearing ancient greek armor and tunic, feet shoulder wide apart. In her right hand she's holding a spear. An owl takes off of the other.
    lexablackbird

    I will never not reblog this

    therealkenjibound

    This deserves all the signal boost!