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    {If you’re following here and you haven’t made the move come join us over on our new blog !}

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    your rock star is moving lovelies

    ((He’s too much greatness for the confines of a side blog and so is getting his own. I’ll post his new spot as soon as I finish it, and start replying from there so hopefully you all come along with him because he loves everyone of his devoted. ))

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    (( well that took less time .. more time ? … well it’s done anyway.. Come and find him as RockerRick-555p now))

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    ((Another shout out to come to the new home of Rocker Rick since this inactive blog has gotten several followers since our last log in.))

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    your rock star is moving lovelies

    ((He’s too much greatness for the confines of a side blog and so is getting his own. I’ll post his new spot as soon as I finish it, and start replying from there so hopefully you all come along with him because he loves everyone of his devoted. ))

    flesh-curtains-rick-555p

    (( well that took less time .. more time ? … well it’s done anyway.. Come and find him as RockerRick-555p now))

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    your rock star is moving lovelies

    ((He’s too much greatness for the confines of a side blog and so is getting his own. I’ll post his new spot as soon as I finish it, and start replying from there so hopefully you all come along with him because he loves everyone of his devoted. ))

    flesh-curtains-rick-555p

    (( well that took less time .. more time ? … well it’s done anyway.. Come and find him as RockerRick-555p now))

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    ((just a reminder peeps))

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    your rock star is moving lovelies

    ((He’s too much greatness for the confines of a side blog and so is getting his own. I’ll post his new spot as soon as I finish it, and start replying from there so hopefully you all come along with him because he loves everyone of his devoted. ))

    flesh-curtains-rick-555p

    (( well that took less time .. more time ? … well it’s done anyway.. Come and find him as RockerRick-555p now))

    evilgsanchez

    ((Right folks, Rocker has moved over to a new blog! A full one, yay! So please follow him and remember this when you are tagging posts. Please also reblog this message if you can to spread the word! Thanks!))

    rockerrick-555p

    ((oh the sweet bliss of not having to chose a blog to reblog with…. Thanks for the boost !!))

    bill-rick

    ((ayooooo Rocky moved blogs spread the word))

    flesh-curtains-rick-555p

    ((afternoon reblog to try and reach different time zones... Also sorry this switch has gotten me behind a but in replies but I'll catch up after work tonight))

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    your rock star is moving lovelies

    ((He’s too much greatness for the confines of a side blog and so is getting his own. I’ll post his new spot as soon as I finish it, and start replying from there so hopefully you all come along with him because he loves everyone of his devoted. ))

    flesh-curtains-rick-555p

    (( well that took less time .. more time ? ... well it’s done anyway.. Come and find him as RockerRick-555p now))

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    *An older man in his mid-fifties tried to get the rocker's attention from the ecstatic crowd* Hey, Rick! There's something I need to discuss with you! It's regarding a little triangle you and I both know! - Stanfordsixeriq

    “Bring that guy back stage” the rocker demanded of a minion noticing the old man in the crowd. Why the hell was he attracting all these ancient dudes theses days ?

    RockerRick is leaning up against the staging smoking a cigarette watching the new comer approach.  “Wh-who are you? What about the little Jalapeño chip?”

    stanfordsixeriq

    “Ah, I see. I-I’ll try to make a superficial cut on myself then when he’s feeling amorous. I’m not exactly sure I could “get off” on the pain from it all, but it seems like I’m developing a taste for it. As shameful as it may seem.” Ford admitted. “Being possessed by Bill was a profound yet odd experience. It’s like looking at your body as a ghost. An out of body experience would by a better word for it.”

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    The rock star laughed “Pfft, superficial! Hey y-you do you man, don’t let ER change you if y-you don’t want it. Why do you want to be there if you’re not into the pain of him? Why go back? You’ve slipped your tracking you could return to your dimension.” He hoped Ford would for his own sake. He wasn’t a bad guy, but it only went two ways with Evil, the musician didn’t see Ford replacing Sigma. “Y-you’ll only end up hurt, and I-I … I don’t mean physically.”

    Rocker shamelessly flirted with the waitress that brought him food, squeezing her ass which earned him a slap to the face he couldn’t look happier about. 

    “Th-this life man! No one can touch you as a Rock Star and a Rick. I either outmatch, outsmart or pay them off. it’s brilliant. I will never understand why the other’s gave it up to go do science and have a family. I get what I want when I want.” Well for the most part he thought furrowing his brow “I-I …I mean there’s this lingering matter with Sigma of course, but well I-I have something he doesn’t so I deal. It’s Bill that feels out of my reach and th-that’s what draws me to him. Jesus the power he has” Rocker shivered “I-I need to experience that, even if this dimension has to pay for it.”

    stanfordsixeriq

    “I’m not letting him change me. It just feels like I’m being dragged in to his world and being accustomed to the sexual things that he likes and I enjoy that aspect a great deal.” Ford explained. He witnessed the interaction between the rock star and the waitress, but ignored it. “Nobody is completely untouchable. Even Bill has his weaknesses. I know two of them right off of the bat. There are ways to outdo his destruction within someone’s own mind and if he becomes a physical being within a dimension.”

    flesh-curtains-rick-555p

    “Evil Rick is untouchable” he said simply. Ford carrying on about fucking ER was making him twitchy. He took out his pocket knife and started carving things into the wooden table. “Bill on the other hand is asking to be taken down a peg. Strutting around like he owns the damned place. Flaunting his power around like he does. Someone needs to shove their cock down his throat and make him choke on it… I’d do it myself if I wasn’t so sure he’d just bite it off.”

    stanfordsixeriq

    “Bill’s weak in the mindscape. If he gets trapped there, he’ll have to move to another dimension.” Ford informed him. “-Or you can do it your way and sexually dominate, Bill. I’m not sure what that would accomplish, but you’re more than welcome to try that method.”

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    Rocker laughed “I-I am not stupid enough to try and sexually dominate Bill. Or dominate him in any other way. I-I.. I wouldn’t mind being dominated by him though” the musician confessed emptying his glass and folding his knife back into his pocket. He had carved several triangles across the table top, and the initials R.R.+ C.R. “So wh-what next handsome? Th-this place is about to shut down, y-you still got questions about ER or anything else I can help you with?”

    sassysquancher

    She appeared to be in a vacant, distant state the first few times he talked, however when he shouted that snapped her out of it. She pointed to the corpse hanging from the lamppost by its intestines and looked back at him. 

    “Th-that’s the kind of fucking people you attract, that skank was-that skank was trying to get to you, you can fucking thank me your ass isn’t grass right now. Your shitty security guard was sleeping in the van-I-I protected you like he couldn’t and you-you don’t even care, you don’t even appreciate the things I did for you, the past few months, I’ve been protecting you from crazy bitches like this and you didn’t even acknowledge my efforts.”

    Her hand dusted off a bit of brain matter that had leaked onto her new pyjamas, she looked disheartened over the fact that they were ruined, not necessarily disheartened about the situation, in fact she seemed eerily casual about it. 

    “I mean once peepinator took out her kneecaps busting in her skull seemed the next best choice, I kinda lost concentration for a bit and well, there she goes way up there on the lamp-post. personally I think you should leave her there as a warning to the other Skanks, not to bother you!” 

    flesh-curtains-rick-555p

    “Wait, y-you.. you’ve been protecting me? This chick was comin after me?” he flopped down to sit on the sidewalk besides her. He was shocked. Not because of the violent way in which the girl had met her death but because Rick had been protecting him. He picked some bits of stuff off her pjs “Y-You … you didn’t have to do that, I can manage myself sweet cheeks. I had no idea, I-I … I didn’t even know some fans had gone this crazy.” He pushed back the hood slightly so he could see her face then brushed a few stray hairs out of her eyes. He gave her a soft kiss “thank you for helping me. We’ll have to go buy you more of these pjs.”

    sassysquancher

    She had expected him to become furious toward her, expected him to take a dig at her violent behaviour, but were she expected an assholish tendency there was only gratitude, semi gratitude but she was wondering whether he was in shock or didn’t want to cause a scene. 

    “Yeah, you should totally fire Raul and hire me instead…Well, I uh, yeah…she had a gun and-and, the others-they kinda tried to do worse, I-I didn’t want to worry you, I…” 

    She was surprised by the soft kiss, it was unexpected and sent mixed messages to flood her already distressed mind. If he wanted to be friends why did he kiss her now? What was his deal, was this just a tactic to calm her down? She wanted to hit him, right in the stomach for even thinking to do such a thing, and yet her body betrayed her, fingers traced up past his neck to his cheeks, to return the kiss, soft painted blue lips against his. 

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    Her enthusiasm at the kiss did catch him off guard where the gratuitous violence didn’t. He responded though, with his well practiced and perfected abilities. He wrapped his hands around her waist and started to pull her closer before his mind realized what his body was doing and he stopped himself. He pulled back his face from hers, but still held onto her. 

    His breath had increased from the electricity in her kiss and he stared at her several moments not knowing what to say. They had been through this. She was his friend. Their relationship existed outside the physically coupling of man and woman. But his body didn’t know that. 

    “I-I.. I.. uh..” he cleared his throat trying to stop sounding like a moron and regain some control over himself “I think we should get you inside and cleaned up.” 

    sigmarickandmorty

    His end of the deal

    Rocker had been paying good attention to the kid though he had acted otherwise. When Morty stopped he did too and then stepped forward, with a much larger adult step, when the teenager stepped back. He spotted the fear in the kids eyes the second it ignited and smirked ~okay he’s on to me~ He took another wide mirroring step when Morty did. Close enough now he reached out and grab the boy by the shoulder. “Wh-what… what’s the matter kid? See a monster or something?”

    “P-please stop,” Morty whimpered, tensing under Rocker’s grip. He’d never seen his friend look so terrifying before. “W-w-w-… W-why are you here?” he breathed, “W-what do you want with me? Y… You…” He was trembling now, casting an eye around for a guard Rick, any guard, but there weren’t any within sight. He just hoped he was wrong about Rocker and this was all a misunderstanding.

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    Rocker almost felt bad when the kid started shaking. Almost. “I-I.. I told you, I came to see you. Th-though I guess I should have said I have .. I’ve come to get you.” He slapped a metal cuff around the kids wrist and tapped it three times. It started to vibrate and glow green before beeping and turning blue. There was a bright flash of light and Morty was gone. 

    The transporter was programed to take the boy to planet Rocker had recently bought in a seedy back alley deal. Not having much there besides an abandoned warehouse of sorts and being unpopulated it was the perfect place for such a transfer. He had a ship waiting he could use if needed since he still wasn’t exactly sure how he was going to get the kid to the demon who had requested him. If his calculations were correct the teenager would reappear in the building on its top floor. 

    Rocker quickly tugged his bass around to rip open a portal and jump through it. He had a few precious moments to reach the same location before the kid took off on him again. A Morty may not be the smartest being in the multi-verse but he wasn’t about to underestimate the grandson of Sigma Rick. 

    no-rick-shaming-here

    Do I remind you of someone?

    Col stumbled over to where his pants lay. “Fucking g-g-god dman void rip must have g-gotten infected I-I have to handle t-this. They’ll over run a-all of campus and t-the city if I don’t. I need to f-figure out how to get back up to the rip so I c-can close it p-properly but…f-fucking hell…” His jeans were on, he fiddled with the portal gun and shot one of his quiet not so warble portals. “B-babe I a-always got charge there’s a fucking c-class 9 s-super star in this bitch. I-I’ll meet up with you at you’re f-flat later though…”

    He was already half way out the window by the time he finished saying this. The young man tilted his head to the sky where he could see an angry red pulsing light emanating from the green storm that blossomed across the sky miles above them. “D-damn how did I miss t-that…” He checked a few settings on his portal gun before flashing his rock star a cocky grin. “I-I’ll be home i-in time for dinner.” Then he was out the window, falling to the pavement several stories below. A portal shot from his gun which he fell through, the other side opening a few meters away from a void crab, his falling momentum carried him across the distance as he opened the saber again and slashed at it before the thing could react.

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    Home in time for dinner? What the fuck just happened. Rocker looked at the portal, then the window Col had just been in, then back at the portal. Did the kid seriously just go charging off to battle against space crabs wielding a laser sword? Rocker wondered if he had passed out and was dreaming so slapped himself in the face “ah shit!” okay so this was actually happening. He went over to the window and watched Rick slicing through invaders. Nervous little won’t-fight-back Rick on a rampage. “Th-that’s unexpected” the rock star mumbled to the empty room.

    He should leave, he didn’t care about this dimension. Fuck he didn’t care about his own dimension.  He cared about himself. Just himself. No one else. Only himself. “AHhh fuck !” he yelled when he failed to convince himself. He took several blood coated things out of his pack then set it down on Col’s bed. He wasn’t about to lose the Rick’s head in all this craziness. Tightening his strap on his bass he took the stairs and was outside in moments. As he ran his hands were busy assembling his energized particle gun. He caught up with Rick just as one of the creatures was baring down on the student from behind. Col was still distracted with the one in front of him and didn’t see the one about to attack until the last second and was knocked to the ground. Rocker knew Col wouldn’t be able to react in time and shot the thing in the head which popped delightfully. He pulled Rick to his feet and said “ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid” then laughed “ All right Obi-wan what’s your plan for dealing with this shit?” 

    no-rick-shaming-here

    Col smiled at the sight of Rocker, that cocky shit eating grin that makes him look like a real Rick sometimes. “N-none of my p-programs are l-labeled so I t-take what I get.” He spun the lightsaber round in his hand. “And t-today I’m ripping o-off the Star Wars f-franchise.” With a quick movement he cut through a crab charging at them, ending its life and leaving it on the ground spurting blood.

    The young man pointed up towards the sky, towards the green electrical storm swirling like a nebula full of lightning and anger that covered a portion of the sky. “N-normally the void c-crabs will stay to a void r-rip if it’s infected. They feed on the tainted e-energy. Some debris must h-h-have, must have landed nearby so it’s drawing them i-in. I’ll handle fixing the hole up later b-but for now we g-got to find whatever it is that’s drawing them to Earth.” He gestured with the blade across the campus. “I-I’m guessing it’s whatever is smoking o-over there.”

    With a few holo screen taps the blade was retracted. “I-I should have a laser pistol protocol in h-here somewhere…” He murmured. “A-anyways I can remove the energy sig from the debris and it’ll stop attracting them which means all we’d have to do is…” A blast of energy came out of his portal gun al la shotgun style, conveniently taking out an approaching void crab. “Bastard C-christ…”

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    Rocker looked over in the direction that Col had pointed. The smoke curling up from whatever was on fine was a good distance away. He stuck his blaster into his waistband and flipped his bass off his shoulders to lay it face down on the ground. Placing his palm flat on the back, a scanning light beamed across recognizing his hand and then beeped in approval. A hissing click sounded as a long panel that ran the length of the neck of the instrument popped open. The rock star ran his fingers lovingly down the blade of his machete before removing it from the compartment. It was still covered in the Rick’s blood. 

    Standing and returning his bass to his back, he turned to Col. “Alright then, let’s get over there.” He started down the street in the direction of the nearest creature, and beheaded it with one swift slice of his blade. Stomping on it’s head with his boot for good measure, then quickly retrieving his blaster to shoot another one down dead that was halfway up a building. “H-hey… hey this is rather fun.” he called over to Rick on the other side of the street. “HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE !!!” Rocker took off down an alley after a giant one leaving col in the street. 

    Several moments later he returned to where Col was slicing through a gaggle of his own beasts. The rock star was covered in the thick yellow blood and bits of exoskeleton, but most notably one of the smaller ones was following him. He saw Col protectively take aim at the beast behind him but Rocker stepped in between NO! NO WAIT! Watch” he put his hand out and the creature stopped looking up at him with his beady eyes. “Sit.” the musician commanded, and the crab did so. He turned back to Col “I-I… I don’t get it, but as I was bearing down on this one with my blade it sort of … seemed to recognize me. I-I can’t explain it. But it killed two of its brethren to protect me afterwards, so leave this one alone.” 

    no-rick-shaming-here

    Col looked at the crab, then at Rocker. “F-f-fine but don’t c-come crying to me w-when it tries to e-eat you in your s-sleep.” The young man had set up a switching mechanism on his portal gun using one of the few physical buttons. One tap turned it to shotgun which he fired using another button, another tap turned it to lightsaber. He sliced through one crab that was bearing in on him, then switched and fired a blast that took out two smaller ones that were approaching.

    “They’re c-coming out of the hole faster, I-I think a queen dropped. I-If it did it’ll be guarding the debris so be r-ready for one hell of a f-fight.” Col was grinning again. He moved towards Rocker and wiped some of the yellow blood away from the man’s face. “A-and you’re right… t-t-this is fun.” The hand snaked around to the back of Rocker’s head so he could grip his hair and pull him in for a long kiss, while he also fired off the shotgun lasers at approaching aliens.

    “Come o-on we gotta hurry…” He whispered when he broke the kiss, then ran off in the direction of the smoke. Every void crab he came across was either sliced open with a bright green bar of light, or blasted to smithereens. The world was painted with yellow blood and chunks of gray exoskeleton.

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    Rocker’s brow scrunched up at the idea of his new minion eating him. He found it unlikely. He looked down at the crab, even in it’s small form it was still large. He guessed it must be a younger one. “Y-yeah...yeah well she won’t fit in the flat anyway. I’ll have to find some sort of hideout to keep her in.” 

    The rock star looked up as Col mentioned the increased invasion rate “Fuck me.” the creatures were really starting to swarm, they were going to need something larger scale to eradicate them all. He looked down at Rick as he stepped close and smirked. His eyes surveyed the other, a determined and adrenalin filled expression across a paint and muck covered face. This new side of his usually nervous little bundle of Rick made the musician fall even harder for him. Rocker felt drawn to kiss him exaclty at the moment that Col pulled him in. He tugged the shorter man up to him deepening their embrace and smiling into the kiss as Col successfully killed one of the buggers without looking. A monumental expression of affection filled his mind and crept to the tip of his tongue, but thankfully Col spoke before he had said it. 

    He stood rooted to the spot watching Rick run away from him amazed at himself~jesus did I really almost say that? Fuck me.~ A screeching wail brought him from his thoughts as one of the beasts had crept up on him. He was saved by his minion one, who though half it’s size, was quick and determined. He stayed there long enough to make sure she was alright, then took off after Col when she started eating the other ones head. Rocker whistled over his shoulder and she scuttled to catch up with him. 

    flesh-curtains-rick-555p

    ((I break free of your day specific shackles and present you with your rock star on a Tuesday! If I don’t do it now with the whim it will never happen.. But I felt the need to jump on this bandwagon. Always been a fan of jumping off that proverbial bridge with my friends.))

    evilgsanchez

    ((Damn baby, well aren’t you just the coolest looking fucking sex kitten in your collar, my fucking GOD!))

    thekindestrick

    ((COLLAR BUDDIES MOTHERFUCKER)) ((WOOF WOOF))

    flesh-curtains-rick-555p

    ((omg you're making me blush @evilgsanchez! Hahaha I've barely taken this collar off ;) thank you lovely ^_^ also you're adorable too @thekindestrick !! Love your collar))

    fanfiction-and-fantasies

    Behold. The most beautiful potato that ever potatoed.

    Potatoed potatoed Potatoed

    Anyways yeah somebody asked and I feel almost pretty today. Also yes I did make my bed in the time between the two pictures. God I forgot that even if the rest of my looks like shit I have a fucking beautiful smile.

    no-rick-shaming-here

    Figured since everybody else is posting selfies of themselves I’d drag this one up from hell cause i can’t get a good photo of myself today

    I am still a very beautiful potato yes?

    Happy belated Munday

    flesh-curtains-rick-555p

    ((another beauty for my collection! You're the cutest potato ever.. I happen to live potatoes hahahaha))

    fanfiction-and-fantasies

    Since I apparenlty can’t draw rick in my normal style without throwing a bitch fit

    Thought I’d practice with more cartoony style 

    So here’s some Evil Rick in a style that makes me want to vomit but doens’t look horrendous otherwise

    evilgsanchez

    ((Hey I really like it, now draw him with his cock out looking mean! HAHAHAHA))

    no-rick-shaming-here

    I have never sucessfully drawn a cock in my life but fine I’ll try

    just for you EvilG

    flesh-curtains-rick-555p

    ((omg why have you been complaining?? This looks great I love it.. Damn this man does things to me))