mrsbeef

My employer should pay me every time I dream about work

amistillthatgirl

Once I had a dream about a spreadsheet I had been working on for a few weeks at work that I was having issues with. In the dream I thought of an alternate formula to use in order to get the right result. I woke up and thought 'what the hell, I'll give it a go' AND IT WORKED! Billed the company an extra 15 minutes for the dream because that dream was work time!

the-text-doctor

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murphycursedme

in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:

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chaos-canary

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☆Rainbow Sword☆

google-searchhistory-official

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the-arcade-doctor

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midoriirl

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blairpuffs

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bisexual sword

googlyeye-gay

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A lightsaber

lesbiacebian

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lesbian sword

gracebeth3604

this has probably already been done but:

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minecraft :3

dogin8

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for the dagger users amongus

pippins-place

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CHAINSAW

the-punforgiven

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For those who prefer to fight two-handed

so eepy...

leavesonabreeze

I would be hoeing it up so much if not for my achy breaky joints

fluffingston

I want someone to break my back but I'm doing too good a job of doing that myself :/

gurlic knot

January was a tough year but we made it

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

Megan Ellen MacDonald - Eat Your Heart Out, 2021

I made a stained glass panel of Squidward’s interpretive dancing. (x)

neil-gaiman

Reblogging because if you haven't read the notes on this you are missing something wonderful.

neil-gaiman

Wise folk claim that if you truly understand the notes on this post then all of Tumblr will be open to you.

pansy2005

some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

pansy2005

like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive

On it boss! #faggots #freaks #sluts #catboys