
My employer should pay me every time I dream about work
Once I had a dream about a spreadsheet I had been working on for a few weeks at work that I was having issues with. In the dream I thought of an alternate formula to use in order to get the right result. I woke up and thought 'what the hell, I'll give it a go' AND IT WORKED! Billed the company an extra 15 minutes for the dream because that dream was work time!
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in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:
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this has probably already been done but:
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minecraft :3
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For those who prefer to fight two-handed
so eepy...
I would be hoeing it up so much if not for my achy breaky joints
I want someone to break my back but I'm doing too good a job of doing that myself :/
gurlic knot
January was a tough year but we made it
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
Megan Ellen MacDonald - Eat Your Heart Out, 2021
Reblogging because if you haven't read the notes on this you are missing something wonderful.
Wise folk claim that if you truly understand the notes on this post then all of Tumblr will be open to you.
On it boss! #faggots #freaks #sluts #catboys