mrsbeef

    My employer should pay me every time I dream about work

    amistillthatgirl

    Once I had a dream about a spreadsheet I had been working on for a few weeks at work that I was having issues with. In the dream I thought of an alternate formula to use in order to get the right result. I woke up and thought 'what the hell, I'll give it a go' AND IT WORKED! Billed the company an extra 15 minutes for the dream because that dream was work time!

    the-text-doctor


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    murphycursedme

    in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:

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    chaos-canary

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    ☆Rainbow Sword☆

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    the-arcade-doctor

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    midoriirl

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    blairpuffs

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    bisexual sword

    googlyeye-gay

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    A lightsaber

    lesbiacebian

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    lesbian sword

    gracebeth3604

    this has probably already been done but:

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    minecraft :3

    dogin8

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    for the dagger users amongus

    pippins-place

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    CHAINSAW

    the-punforgiven

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    For those who prefer to fight two-handed