I think you'd like this story: " 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚁𝚎𝚍 𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 - 𝗟𝗮 𝗩𝗶𝗰𝗮★ " by LaVica16 on Wattpad https://www.wattpad.com/story/334263856?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=LaVica16&wp_originator=5J1%2BAPlgkuk6Dpj14zmwqMaHC636pnABTWW%2B1iyXb6HZ5ZwzwxdLSBrBQ2JlofVuduU370YVYOelT79k5NIHQHMdbIY5MiM5LSNcRXa8Z9LMc%2BMXvns%2F7p5jjP7YVzI2

𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚁𝚎𝚍 𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 - 𝗟𝗮 𝗩𝗶𝗰𝗮★

❦ "𝑇𝑒 𝑎𝑚𝑜, 𝑡𝑒 𝑎𝑚𝑜. 𝐷𝑒 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑑𝑎𝑑 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑟𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑜. 𝑁𝑜 𝑝𝑢𝑒𝑑𝑜 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒 𝑑𝑒 �...

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A prompt based off the bit in this post where Jason reacts to Danny's chirps and trills... Except I'm taking it to the extreme>:)

So! Going off the known crossover fanon of the Lazarus pits being stagnant/corrupted ectoplasm it would make sense that Jason would be a corrupted halfa since he was dunked in corrupted ectoplasm instead of being blasted by a portal.

I remember reading a crossover post about Lazarus water not being able to turn people fully ghost but also blocking off any ghostly traits that might form. (If someone can find that post please let me know)The idea was that basically Lazarus water kept the people it revived as human as possible by blocking off any ghostly traits that might of formed from the revival.

Usually the Lazarus water can stomp out any traits before they even start. Unfortunately Jason formed a shoddy core when he was dunked and the Lazarus water blocked of all his halfa instincts and physical traits. This leads to Jason's lasting pit madness because all those instincts that are blocked are building up and exploding out in one big fit of instinctual rage. He has no outlet for the instincts he doesn't even know he has because they've been blocked off! He can't even chirp without another halfa or ghost starting it!

So here comes Danny waltzing into Gotham after an identity reveal gone wrong. He's freshly traumatized, looking for somewhere to hide out and stumbles upon a run down looking house and decideds it the perfect place to hide. It's actually one of Jason's safe houses and when Danny sneaks in he comes face to face with Jason. Danny sensing Jason is also a halfa let's out a chirp as a greeting...

Jason melts like butter. He turns into an absolute mess of chirps, just fawning over the ghost baby (Danny) that just walked into his safe house.

(That's all I have for this prompt . I'm working on like three onshots from prompts and outlining a Subnautica au for later. I'm just a really slow writer)

Chapters: 1/15
Fandom: Call Me By Your Name (2017) RPF, Actor RPF, Charmie - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Timothée Chalamet/Armie Hammer
Characters: Timothée Chalamet, Armie Hammer, Archie (Armie Hammer’s Dog)
Additional Tags: Chance Meetings, Strangers to Lovers, Falling In Love, Boys In Love, Angst with a Happy Ending, Secrets, Charmie
Series: Part 6 of Charmie
Summary:

A winter storm brings two unwilling strangers together. Each man has secrets they want to keep hidden, but it’s easier said than done when an unlikely bond forms between them. A strangers-to-friends-to-lovers story.

It’s finally finished! 15 chapters and will be posted quickly. 

For those who prefer to read on ao3!

Rated: explicit

Warnings: none

Pairings: Dagur/Hiccup

Word Count: 2,662

Summary: Dagur shows up to one of Hiccup's parties in a very flattering piece of clothing, and Hiccup can't keep his eyes off of him - which is exactly according to Dagur's plan.

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Borderlands (Video Games)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Axton/Rhys (Borderlands)
Characters: Rhys (Borderlands), Axton (Borderlands)
Additional Tags: pre-release borderlands 3 fic, Pride, Drinking buddies…, this makes no sense but ive been thinking about them so like My City Now
Summary:

~ As authored, illustrated, conceptualised and edited by Rhys Strongfork, CEO and wartime general of Atlas Corporation, and ally to the Crimson Raiders.

–

After years of fighting to get to the top of the food chain, Rhys could finally find himself sitting on a pile of gold among people just like him. But still, something felt… off. Lonely. And not just because he’s stuck on a ship in the middle of space.

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale’s Pack
Additional Tags: Porn with Feelings, Mates Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Idiots in Love, Stiles Stilinski is a Little Shit, Derek Hale is a Softie, Only for Stiles though, Magical Stiles Stilinski, Spark Stiles Stilinski, First Time, Getting Together, Rough Sex, Good Alpha Derek Hale, Top Derek Hale/Bottom Stiles Stilinski, Gentle spanking scene, Like so gentle you guys, Dirty Talk, Derek Hale Loves Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski Loves Derek Hale, That’s it. That’s the fic., Oblivious Stiles Stilinski
Summary:

Stiles has recently been practicing an incredibly useful little trick kind of akin to a cloaking spell. When he uses it, not even the wolves with their annoyingly nosy super-senses can find him. So far, his experiments with it have not only been informative but also incredibly entertaining.

Because it was more than a little bit satisfying to pop in out of nowhere and give the pack just a little taste of all the near-heart attacks Stiles has suffered over the years from all their dramatic werewolf spontaneous entrances and exits, disappearances and reappearances.

Plus, Scott totally screams like a girl and now Stiles isn’t the only one who knows (appearing from behind the shower curtain right as Scott was about to climb in had accomplished that).

The only person he could never seem to get the jump on was Derek.

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Rating: Explicit

Words: 1,361

Relationships: Viggo Grimborn/Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

Summary: Viggo says it doesn’t have to mean anything if they fool around and figure out what they like with each other and Hiccup will take any excuse to kiss his friend.

Notes: Same Age AU. I was up at 3am thinking about how they’d get to explore their sexuality together and wondering how Viggo discovered certain kinks 😏

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and some art to go along with it <3

Find the whole pic above ^

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I have this image in my head of Stiles kissing down Derek’s stomach, ass in the air and wiggling, doing his very best to be a sexy, attentive boyfriend, when he stops halfway to undoing Derek’s pants and realizes how soft and squishy Derek’s stomach is. Not fat squishy, but just the firm muscles…

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And then Stiles falls asleep on his stomach and Derek wonders where in his life he went wrong.

I’ve posted all my old Star Wars nsfw stuff on my porn twitter, here is a link

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“I was asked to post my old Star Wars nsfw stuff so I’m collecting in a thread”

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Fucking cackling

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“Venti macchiato for Cledwyn” lmao this id comedy gold

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I’m HOWLING

Chapters: 9/?
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Past Anders/Male Hawke, past Anders/Mage Hawke, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
Characters: Alistair (Dragon Age), King Alistair (Dragon Age), Anders (Dragon Age), Warden Commander, Anora Mac Tir, Original Characters, Various Background OCs, The Inquisition (Dragon Age), Grey Wardens - Character, Justice (Dragon Age), Orlesian Warden
Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Team Up, Action/Adventure, Blood and Injury, Dragon Age Quest: Here Lies the Abyss, sacrificed warden, Swearing, Introspection, Angst, Humour, LOTS of violence, Magic, animals killed in battle, corny action movie tropes, Enemies to friends to…, y'all know where this is going, Past Child Abuse, Mention of Suicidal Ideation, Banter, SO MUCH BANTER, Slow Burn
Summary:

Corypheus’ plan has set into motion: all over Thedas, the Grey Wardens start hearing the Calling. That includes Alistair, the King of Ferelden, but also a certain runaway Apostate, still wanted for the attack on the Kirkwall Chantry, in hiding ever since he escaped the Free Marches. While the Inquisition leads the frontal assault in Orlais, fighting against Livius Erimond and Warden-Commander Clarel’s corrupted forces, what could be happening to the still-rebuilding Wardens of Ferelden? Might Corypheus have plans for them as well, plans that only a King and a rebel Mage could overthrow? If only they managed to collaborate…

“The words,” Alistair growled at him, tightening his hold on Anders’ shirt, face only inches from his and eyes burning with spite, “Do you even remember them?”