5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense
I’ve got 99 problems and I’m ignoring them all.
You fell in love with my flowers but not with my roots, so when Autumn arrived you didn’t know what to do.
(via c-oquetry)
jerico3193
frizz01percythis should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
dailyhangover
loserberriesevery show on nickelodeon has made some boob jokes and no one has noticed until now
theyellowbrickroadwhat if one day u just suddenly turned into an almond and u couldnt scream or do anything about it bc u were just a fucking almond
cooltiddiesare you okay
onlylolgifs
caucasianmkultramassshooterThat was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again
finallyiveflownI dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging
ovenworthyA waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”
when u make a mistake
cognato
maravilhanaervilha
sodamnrelatable
iamthemeepI DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS
if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”
summersloth
spankmeniall
runyouclevertimelordyou drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.
slothlifechosemeWait, what the hell is grog?
dammit-jim-im-a-blog
vaganasthis video keeps me young
perks-of-being-chineseI CANT FUCKING BREATHE
wurnboyou’re such a b**** (bagel)
abunchofgrapeswhy is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall
2srookyWhy not.
