zagreus

    love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

    meatposting

    that everyone includes trent reznor

    do-geese-see-god

    I can’t stand that song anymore, because when I worked at a county Texas-themed restaurant they played it All. The. Time.

    hennpilled

    thats not very good eatin music :(

    inhighcotton

    Me with my country fried steak when hurt comes on

    lesb0

    if you're a human adult you physically need to eat actual vegetables, read real books, work, exercise, be outdoors, have sex, and have other real adult humans to talk to all on at LEAST a weekly basis or else you go will literally go completely insane and the problem is too many people choose to skip all those basic needs on purpose

    lesb0

    "I'm depressed and always tired and my body is in mysterious pain all the time for no reason" yeah you've spent a whole month isolated except for talking to online people and coworkers and eating convenience store snacks for half your meals with 0 physical activity like that isn't passive self harm. of course your body doesn't like that, it's exhausting

    f0ssora

    you lost me at sex I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes am I gonna die

    amarga-2

    TERMINAL CASE OF NO BITCHES

    mayaminamoto

    Exchange that for "have a positive physical contact with another human being, preferably mutual" and you're golden. Cuddles, hugs, lying next to each other, massage, it's all good, doesn't have to be sexual. Also plot twist: not all naked activities have to be sexual, you can just chill with no pants. Pants are optional.

    All these things OP listed can manifest in many forms. Find one that works for you, whether it's audiobooks, going on walks or munching baby carrots. You got this ♡

    mwagneto

    2018 was five years agolet that sink in

    mwagneto

    no fucking way💀

    mwagneto

    no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.

    foxhardt

    you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

    wizardshark

    This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now