Saw him lurking around the outside tools section at Home Depot. Then he went inside and was making for the back of the store fast.

Home Depot so...you know where a guy is likely headed when he does that.

It seems like guys can’t go to Home Depot without visiting the toilet.

We’ve gotta mark our territory where all those other guys have done theirs- LOL

After years at this I am convinced that taking a dump at Home Depot is an instinct in most men!