During a near-death experience, you came face-to-face with the God of Death, and pleaded to be returned to the world of the living. He granted your request, and sent you away with the chilling parting words: “Why should I regret letting one soul go, when I stand to gain so many more in return?”
Your family member has been abducted and replaced by an alien who is really bad at their job of pretending to be them. However, you don’t complain because the alien is still a vast improvement over the original
I love it when Percy's glasses do this!!!
So hot of him
funniest and most inaccurate part of tlovm is that percy thanks scanlan for throwing his gun into the acid after he realizes the gun still had orthax in it. in actuality, taliesin still has not forgiven sam almost 5 years later
You’ve just created a handheld device that lets you slip into the interdimensional space between space and time. While there, you don’t age and, don’t experience time dilation and can travel long distances instantly. So, since you’re a very smart an imaginative person, you use it to sleep.
Watching both Critical Role and Dimension 20 you can really see the differences between Brennan and his players versus Matt Mercer and his players, because whenever Matt does something fucked up they just sit forlornly like 🥺 and then Matt also looks back at them like 🥺
but whenever Brennan does something fucked up they'll call him every insult imaginable and he'll own it completely and straight up say some shit like 'gonna kill that dog 😜' without a hint of fear or hesitation
