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    Wtf is sephora

    It sounds scary

    elasticlove

    isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

    no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

    No you’re thinking of a Seraph

    A sephora is a second year college or high school student

    No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

    no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

    No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

    You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

    You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

    You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

    No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

    No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

    No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

    No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

    Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

    No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

    Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

    No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

    No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

    mettatonsbutt

    No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

    alexexotic

    Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

    Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

    (x)

    wolf-peaches

    I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

    aletolover

    And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

    <>his composure is just everything I aspire to be

    thosedarnwindsors

    OMG IT’S BACK!

    CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

    Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

    duchess-of-aquitaine

    FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

    THIS is how you deal with terrorists

    Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

    You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

    U don’t fuck with the Queen

    His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

    All you need to do when it comes to changes wether it be working out, eating healthy, being positive or being more caring is to just keep progressing. As long as you put your best effort in you are doing amazing! #keeppushing #dontquit #liveyourlife #dreambig #feelingamazing #workout #gymtime #sweatitout