finehoney

    im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

    finehoney

    i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

    laziest-art

    Reblog for love

    barrybensonmpreg

    i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

    peachtuan

    life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

    nsfwkgirls

    omg i reblogged this yesterday and today a cute girl messaged me and i’m 💖❣💟💕🌸💓😚💕

    mjalti

    my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

    i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

    eclipticzero

    Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

    mjalti

    u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

    diligenda

    i suddenly know what my life plan is