DO THIS QUIZ AND THEN IM DONE FOR THE WEEEEEEEEEK AND I CAN HAVE BUURRRGEEEERRRRRR
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aniseandspearmintpuppy: Help! Help! Torture! Abuse! Murder!
vet tech: … Are you done? Are you done?
puppy: NOOOOO!!!!! HEEEEEEELP!!!!
Bro did you smoke my point-n-click weed?
Me: "It's locked tight. I can't do that right now."
moveslikekeithrichards
whatbigotspostFood Fun Facts for dad types!!!
•Adding butter or cheese or salt or whatever to your veggies so that you like them doesn’t change the nutritional content you get from said veggies.
•Additional calories eaten don’t negate the healthy benefits of food. And, stay with me here, low calorie foods are not more morally pure than high calorie foods.
•If making a food more palatable by adding butter (or whatever) is the make-or-break for someone to actually eat the vegetable, then the Brussel sprouts with butter are FUCKING HEALTHIER for you than the Brussel sprouts you don’t eat. A salad with ranch dressing is healthier for you than the dry greens you don’t eat. A sandwich with cheese and mayo is more healthy than the plain sandwich you don’t eat. The strawberry with whipped cream is more healthy than the strawberry you don’t eat.
•We actually don’t have to buy the bullshit that food that makes us happy or tastes good is less healthy.
bogleech“nothing you add actually removes the healthy nutrition in the food” applies to everything by the way. Your body will still use all the good protein and things in “junk food,” and the only “junky” thing is that those foods may give you far more sodium or sugar than your body can use if you aren’t balancing them right.
I haven’t forgotten the specific Tumblr dudes who tried to give me shit for saying this in the past and want them to know they’re still extremely fucking stupid, hope that keto diet hasn’t given you guys a deadly liver disease yet!
harrow smoochie
theinformationcollector
blurrymangoJesus ffucking christ bro.
kawaii-pigeonSeems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…
gearboxpraexology
bulbasars2
dogsagainstbenitojuarez
foxincrocs-classic
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
voice-of-illogical-sense
inneskeeper
alexaloraetheris
having a karlach origin run was the best decision i've ever made this line makes me MELT
creepyscritchesMaking a weighted velvet baikal seal plushie :3
Head and tail end are stuffed w ultra plush fiber fill and the bulk of the body is packed full of weighted pellets that have a nice crunchy sound when you squeeze it. Not weighed yet, but it feels between 1.5 - 2lbs?
creepyscritchesFinished! My mom named her Beans this morning lol.. She's around 1.2lbs and soppingly pitiful
they hated me for my halloween veggie chips
froodyThe dude who built my childhood home died there in the 90s and then his widow let my parents buy it cheap because she liked my mom and also wanted to get the hell out of there. She left most of her husband’s stuff in the house when she left and that was, I shit you not, roughly 200 hand carved decoy ducks, all of his decoy duck carving materials in his shop, several dozen books on antique duck decoys and around 50 high quality full color books on American made muskets and rifles of the 19th century. His son is apparently a renowned Star Wars prequel trilogy memorabilia collector. Really glad he’s carrying on his dad’s legacy of obsessively perusing his hobbies to the detriment of his marriage.
froodyActually, it kind of made us sad that his wife didn’t value things that seemed to mean so much to him. She abandoned his two elderly cats when she left too so we inherited them. We ended up displaying some of his best duck decoys in the basement but the majority are still sitting under our shed. You could feel his ghost so keenly in the house, I don’t mean that negatively, he just seemed like a very nice man who was meticulous in his interests and in the construction of the home. Everything reflected that. He also loved Colonial Williamsburg so my childhood home was built with unique Colonial Virginian design details. When I was about 9, my dad found some tapes in the attic, played them out of curiosity and they were footage of him playing with his kids in the snow back in the 70s. I remember that moment because suddenly the specter of the man who designed the house I loved and grew in had a face.
froodyHe put so much thought and love into the design of our house, planned to grow old there, raised his children with every advantage he could give them and died of a heart attack in his bathroom while in his early 50s, never got to see the fruits of his labor. But I think me growing in that house, the time my parents and I were happy, I think that honored him. A mean ghost is sad enough but the ghost of a good person is far sadder.
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shamebanduk
my prayers have been answered
hometoursandotherstuff
noroquian
charlesoberonnI don’t know what language this is but it’s not Hebrew.
picsthatmakeyougohmm
veter-dan
jack-os-5d
viejospellejosCómo picar a un italiano 🤌🏻
antowilly
2urban2fantasyThis is abuse
thelegendofsqamThat man is so distressed and should be compensated for enduring this abuse
huariqueje
teaboot👏OIL👏ONLINEN👏
segretecosewas anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself
segretecosewaittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work