Seb chatting with other drivers during the RoC Nations Cup
I’m gonna throw hands to whatever is that’s making noise outside and keeping me awake at 3am, whether that’s a serial killer, a bat or a creature from the underworld
what made you decide to come back to tumblr?
I miss talking to you guys and sharing things in a space that doesn’t have such potential to turn into tabloid-fare. Here I can write a poem about being a terrible evil murderous vampire, and people will be like “oh cool!”. On other platforms that would end up conspiracy or a psychological evaluation lol.
Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’
they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’
and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out.
Post complete. We can all go home now
Everyone: *asking halsey very deep and interesting questions*
Me: hummus… thoughts?