@harmacytechnician
straight up vibin'

jack // 25 // he/him // memes and a bit of fandom shit // read my bio page

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2022-08-09 13:10:33
    normal-horoscopes

    My roommates boyfriend is a cis male business student who is still figuring out the whole "having a trans partner" thing. He struggles with the whole they/them thing but we don't really mind because the boy is clearly trying is heart out, and we all appreciate that.

    He recently told me that he puts "nonbinary" on his insurance forms because, and I quote "they give you a lower premium if you're not a man."

    normal-horoscopes

    He thought it was funny in a "I found a fun insurance loophole that I shall share with these be-prononed folks!" Kinda way.

    I was losing my shit because this cis man is literally Transgender for insurance reasons.

    normal-horoscopes

    Also I have absolutely zero idea if being nonbinary actually gets you lower premiums but he told me that was true and thats funny enough for me.

    trucksquared

    [Image: tags that say, "#what do you identify as? #insurance fraud". End description]

    people who use the queue function fill a necessary role in the tumblr ecosystem. they keep posts alive. if u miss a post bc ur entire mutualcule was reblogging it from each other in a 30min span and u were offline, the queue mutual provides u an opportunity to see that post again in 1-8 business days. they put posts in stasis in little cryogenic freezers for u to discover and enjoy later. everyone thank their queue mutuals right now

    i cannot emphasize enough how important it is to have gossipy bitchy littl pirvate group chats or discord servers with like 4 people in them whose stated purpose is posting “new kind of guy” or “this reddit post is so fuckin dumb” or “i got into a fight on twitter today look at this idiot’s reply” so your homies can still see it and laugh and back you up but more importantly, so you are not tempted to post these kind of things on main

    87-pounds-deactivated20160310

    my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

    thebagelhut

    I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

    qu3ercus

    throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

    kkshowtunes

    Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

    I’m a teenager

    officialqueer

    I’ve been doing this for my dad’s birthday the last few years.

    It’ll get old one day, but today is not that day.

    bellasauruss

    IM GOING TO LOOSE IT ALL OF THESE ARE GOLD AND SHOULD BE HUNG UP IN A SPECIAL PLACE