Haunting Heralds

My name is James and I live in a small town in western New York. Currently in Grad school to become a School Counselor. 26 S.c. jasonnobbs

Last update
2020-07-07 17:00:08

    Person holding Skeleton (S): I have a joke for you :)

    Person in Boo Hat (H): What?

    S: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? :3

    H: I dunno… [go on guess] …death? [Noo….go on…GUESS!] Hckhhgh I dunno.

    (H starts to giggle)

    S: Come on…GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a skeleton’s. Favorite. SNACK!? GUESS!

    H: [still giggling] You’re putting a lot of pressure-

    S: GUESS! FUCK! [slams skeleton’s head against crate] GUESS! GUESS GOD DAMN YOU! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME!? WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?!

    H: [laughing] Bones?

    S: NO!!! [slams against another crate] NO!!! WHAT IS IT!? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!

    H: [holding face and laughing quietly]

    S: ………… [yelling at the top of their lungs] RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!! FUCK!!!