why should my job be more important than playing on my phone

the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

oh the things i wish i could undo in my life

short walk in the sun momentarily heals local woman who hasn't felt real since she was 7

im just a normal girl . i sit near a body of water and immediately experience the entire range of human emotions

electrificata

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

the-real-numbers

The best time to have planted a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Did you plant one 19 years ago? You may as well just go fuck yourself

alphabetcompletionist

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23/26

dicksmasher

this website good

all my problems stem from 1) i don’t remember things 2) i don’t want to do things 3) i don’t like being around people

group gentle weeping begins in 6 beautiful minutes

kholran

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

beggars-opera

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

pretendusername-deactivated2021

Happy plagueiversary

Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)

what joy in your 20s to buy a stupid ass t shirt