herbertmidwest

Male wife, trophy husband, man whore, boy toy = the best phrases in the universe

herbertmidwest

@john-marshall cosmo wanda I wish every man on earth had a male wife

Well. I’m watching moontrap I GUESS.

@yungtorless it’s the fandom wiki for all tumblr sexymen (and I guess herbert counts)

Male wife, trophy husband, man whore, boy toy = the best phrases in the universe

To the opossum on my porch: I love you so so much sorry my dad scared you

OBSESSED with Herbert’s sexypedia

Wait I need to put this on my carrd

jokers impractical

herbertmidwest

I need to remake my carrd maybe so no one look at it until I say you can (extends my pinky for a pinky promise earnestly)

herbertmidwest

ok you guys can look now

Ok things I want to do today I guess:

1) homework & maybe watch a movie at the same time

2) create more reanimator evil dead crossover art

3) update carrd

4) watch a movie or play games with a friend

5) oh yeah finish some of those color palette requests

6) probably something else idk

You never see blonde guys with sideburns. Why is that

I need to remake my carrd maybe so no one look at it until I say you can (extends my pinky for a pinky promise earnestly)

I love showing the evil dead & evil dead 2 to people only for them to say “ash needs to take a FUCKING bath”

I always find it amusing when ppl are like “these are the only men I’d let top me” and then it’s like 30 different guys. It’s ok to be versatile, beloved

being a sam raimi stan and marvel hater at the same time is so hard you guys. my anguish and pain is literally unmatched