guy who only refers to applying lotion as "creaming himself"
nice cum bro great viscosity
When Diplo Met Orville Peck: A Strange Bromance, Attitude Magazine (May 2020) /Â Longhorns Dance by Jim French from Manpower! issue #7 (1974)
good evening brethren. this is the mood for tonight
The moment someone starts saying things like âI donât head canon this particular male character as a bottom UNLESS theyâre transgender, in which case I canât see them any other wayâ I immediately index them into my #weirdo brain file
British guys sexting: thatâs a narsty lil cunt innit tongue emoji water emoji
i love that cis people just, always assume every trans guy is a PiV-loving weak crybaby bottom and therefore incompatible with like, anyone⊠somehow⊠as a person? or theyâre so scared of any idea that threatens them they go so far as to desexualize my experiences completely however they can rationalize?
dude my dick is not only bigger than yours, itâs reliable, it vibrates, it glows in the dark & it isnât attached to someone whose masculinity is as fragile as a sheet of wet paper. just admit youâre threatened by my vastly superior dildo mastery and go!Â
or if thatâs not the problem, youâve got some weird fetish shit to work out. iâm so done with you uncreative tools writing and drawing boring content after boring content of trans guys being living penetration sex dolls and thatâs it. draw more trans guys with strap-ons and dicks. i know you canât comprehend that because youâre weird tumblr virgins who think PiV missionary is the end all be all of sex but i fuck hard and i fuck large and i want my representation! my equality! and i want it now!Â
The disgusting things people will do for just a sliver of some evil dead boy pussy! đ
@we1rdsc1ence STARES AT YOU WITH VISIBLE VIOLENT INTENT
you dum dum give me cum cum (ben stiller starts to face fuck the Easter island head)
Hello John Green. 6 years ago, you posted how cock is one of your favorite taste, and balls your favorite smell. I hope you're hungry, because unless you eat your way through the bucket of cum to your left and find the key, the bomb collar attached to your neck will detonate. You have 5 minutes.
I hate this post with my whole heart topping and bottoming are not related to power dynamics shut up shut up shut up
the fact that this person is mixing up switch and vers makes it very obvious that they don't know what top and bottom mean
TO ME i said your balls smell weird TO ME. lots of people will probably love it though, just relax
if these noodles want me to "raw men", well who am I to argue?
this is by far the weirdest comment you could possibly add to a phil collins interview