urbanfantasyinspiration

    I was worried about this guy. I hadn’t heard from him in a while. Glad to see nothing has changed.

    ruimtetijd

    Is this the dude that ended up in India instead of Indiana

    serameli

    Yep, here’s some other Skweezy Jibbs highlights

    lemongrass-and-cedarwood

    This man must be protected at all costs

    upset-hufflepuff

    chaotic good

    xxxdreamingflowerxxx

    This dude is one hell of a mood.

    jalter-is-my-wife

    If it weren’t for the India one I would assume this was satire, but nope. I’m so glad it’s real.

    fallentitan98

    Absolutely the maddest lad

    real-jaune-isms

    The light of this dark age

    sound-of-random

    The latest and the best one imo 🤷‍♀️

    lovelybutnot-ablankcanvas

    OHHHH THIS GUY  THIS GUY IS A LEGEND 

    ultimatebottom69

    The only fuckboy I will protect with my life with no regards for it

    josephjoestarsass

    this man is a treasure

    just-racoon-thoughts

    I’d say that he’s a national treasure, but he’s been to India, so he’s an international treasure

    ive-been-mistreated

    #that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

    hickeywiththegoodhair

    so i was compelled to look that up and

    A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

    B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

    C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

    "I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

    –Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

    grucose

    Bitten by the Gila? You fucking idiot. You idiot. It's so fucking slow. You'd have to be actively trying to be bitten. What the fuck, you idiot? How the fuck? Screw this shit. You deserve what happens next.

    honeyroasteddisappointment

    this post is just roasting coyote Peterson

    Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

    Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

    designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

    manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

    designer: The boss.

    manager:

    manager: why’s it called that

    anonymous

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    who is this tell me ur name or I will find u and I will kiss u