@i-am-pendy
Kendra or Pendy, take your pick.

Just a teenager who's got two dogs and no life. I attempt at writing and laugh at such stupid things.

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    spaceradars

    I was tagged by @meloncrimes to spell my username in song titles (thank youu!! <3)

    s: sky full of song (florence + the machine)

    p: people are strange (the doors)

    a: adam raised a cain (bruce springsteen)

    c: cry for judas (the mountain goats)

    e: evenflow (pearl jam)

    r: road to nowhere (talking heads)

    a: all my life (foo fighters)

    d: dear fellow traveler (sea wolf)

    a: a hazy shade of winter (simon & garfunkel)

    r: runaway (bon jovi)

    s: summertime (my chemical romance)

    i never know who to tag in these but just say i tagged you if you wanna do it <3

    i-am-pendy

    Alright, I'll say that you tagged me

    I- I am Machine (Three Days Grace)

    A: American Pie (Don McLean)

    M: Mama (My Chemical Romance)

    P: Perfect Machine (Starset)

    E: Earth Angel (The Penguins)

    N: No Light, No Light (Florence and the Machine)

    D: Danny's Song (Loggins and Messina)

    Y: You Send Me (Sam Cooke)

    officialdamonalbarn

    where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

    hickeywiththegoodhair

    somebody please explain

    iamthecoffeebadger

    Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

    iwilltrytobereasonable

    …I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

    caecilius-est-pater

    There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

    crtter

    In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

    It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

    midnightvoyager

    honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

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    You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

    image

    jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

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    HANS OH MY GOD

    anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

    queen-sammie

    No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

    anais-ninja-bitch

    as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

    jensenswinchester

    Let's spread some love: tag your favorite people/bloggers and let them know how appreciated they are 💗

    oh i hate these because i’m always afraid i’ll forget someone (but the sentiment is nice!)

    @waywardbaby @supernatural-jackles @deanwanddamons @negans-lucille-tblr @lovealways-j @evanbukley @evansrogerskitten @nihilism-sophia @samdeanbitchjerk @kittenofdoomage @luci-in-trenchcoats @im-lovestruck

    i feel like i’m forgetting people and i’m sorry if i actually did! love y’all ♥️

    smallrunningmachine

    aweee thank you so much!!! and the same to you! <3

    @topshelf2112-blog @mittensandsocks and many more!

    mittensandsocks

    😭😭😭

    Thank you @smallrunningmachine. The same goes for you.

    Also @topshelf2112-blog @inlovewithmulcahy @i-am-pendy- love your stuff!

    i-am-pendy

    @topshelf2112-blog @inlovewithmulcahy @captainafab @captainhawkeyepierce @toast-coaster and of course @mittensandsocks. You guys provide the best MASH content, and I, for one, appreciate it.

    fuckyeah1990s

    robin williams was rad as hell.. 

    jobharrison

    I’m still fucking devastated about this.

    crystalnoel

    Same. I’ll never get over it and nothing has been the same since.

    fuckyeah-nerdery

    Just want to point out that Christopher Reeve was considering suicide before Robin Williams showed up. He didn’t just make him laugh, he saved Reeve’s life. Also, he paid for Reeve’s medical bills from the accident.

    mulp--plum

    *stillgrosssobbingoverthis*

    foodandfitnessforever

    I will never get past his death.

    katieinrunderland

    Yeah, I’m still not over this

    bloody-white-wolf

    The world is forever a far lesser place for the loss of him.

    octopuspartymachine

    A truly pure soul

    neil-gaiman

    Hey Neil, due to a certain British author saying some stupid things again... Could you please quickly say something supportive for trans people? Would be really comforting right now

    I’ve missed this (I’ve been taking a Twitter holiday for the last month, for my own mental health), but I can imagine. I’m sorry. 

    Trans women are women. Trans men are men.  Trans rights are human rights. I’m sorry that some people have such a hard time getting their heads around that. But the world is changing, and history is with you.

    neil-gaiman

    This, from 13 months ago, has just been noticed by transphobes, who have been screenshotting it, announcing that I'm jumping onto a bandwagon and they won't read my books any more. So I thought I'd reblog it, because there may be some trans men or trans women out there who need reassurance, and this might help. (Thank you to all the people who turned up on my Twitter feed hoping for a fight for reminding me to reblog it, even if that wasn't what you thought you were doing.)

    i-am-pendy

    Man, if people boycott Neil Gaiman, they're the ones missing out.

    sandersstudies

    How are good boyfriends all so strong and so babie at the same time??? The duality! The diversity! The versatility! Absolutely incredible!

    sandersstudies

    *sees a boy carrying someone or something, handling difficult emotions, or protecting the people important to him*

    s…tr on k

    *sees a boy taking a liddle nap, getting excited about something that makes him happy, or thinking about somethin real hard*

    babie…

    sandersstudies

    This is a boys love post! It 100% includes cishet boys, trans boys, demiboys, aro/ace(spec) boys, all kinds of nonbinary boys, and mlm boys! Boys! <3

    randomslasher

    Boys!!!! <3

    booksbybingo

    villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

    but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

    victoria-october

    Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

    mellenabrave

    …………..you think?

    macko-99

    …………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

    arofili

    Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

    prismatic-starstuff

    The Poster Of The Comment:You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

    The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:

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    silly-jellyghoty

    Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this

    autisticexpression

    Just make everyone equally fuckable. Problem solved.

    fedkaczynski

    What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

    allamericankindofguy-actual

    I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

    fedkaczynski

    Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

    ethereal-insight

    Did he survive?

    loafed-beans

    Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

    odric-master-swagtician

    His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

    misteryada

    Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

    superkat500

    Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

    haiku-robot

    those are the eyes of

    a man who saw satan and

    asked for his number

    ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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    haiku-robot

    Those are the eyes of
    a man who saw satan and
    asked for his number



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    krystal-prisms

    Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate

    haiku-robot

    Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?

    just-bean-thoughts

    HAIKU BOT???

    autisticexpression

    Pure gold from beginning to end. Good work, everyone.

    steveholtiscool

    REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S FIRST FILM SOLELY PRODUCED BY THEIR STUDIO HAD TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS AS THEIR ANTAGONIST AND PROTAGONIST WHO, BY SOME FORM OF DEVIL MAGIC, HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FACES

    REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S SECOND FILM NOT ONLY CONSISTED OF A CAST WITH FOUR CENTRAL FEMALE CHARACTERS BUT INCLUDED AN ENTIRE TOWN OF DIVERSE CITIZENS OF VARYING RACE, GENDER, AND AGE. LIKE A NORMAL TOWN HAS.

    REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S THIRD FILM FEATURED SAME SEX COUPLES IN THEIR TEASER TRAILER

    REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL STOP-MOTION SO EVERY CHARACTER WAS DESIGNED, MODELED, SCULPTED, RIGGED, AND EVEN HAD TINY CLOTHES SEWED FOR THEM.

    also reminder that they make chump change compared to disney who whines and cries that in all their years of experience they can’t handle the prospect of animating a girl with a face different than the rest and that it’s “too hard” because only females can express such a wide range of emotions that it makes them difficult to animate

    if a studio with 20-30 years of experience can manage this then SURELY an established studio with NEAR 100 YEARS of experience can maybe, just maybe, include a female that ISN’T a part of their formula

    beetlejuicesgf

    Also paranormal had a canonically gay guy in it just saying

    onwardsmynoblesteve

    I feel the 16ft tall skeleton from Kubo certainly deserves a mention

    ruffboijuliaburnsides

    Laika are goddamn ARTISTS and MASTERS OF THEIR CRAFT. Look at the animation on Kubo and tell me it doesn’t feel more like CGI than stop motion sometimes because it’s so smooth.

    I love them so much.

    burlbread

    IT WAS REALLY THAT BIG

    fiddlymoon

    It really was that big!! I went to a Laika exhibit in 2018 and this took up almost an entire room alone!

    Another room was mostly dedicated to the Coraline garden, for reference, the pumpkin eyeballs were about the size of a basketball each

    There was so much crazy detail it was mind blowing!

    God I wish I took more pictures and had a better camera back then cause it was the COOLEST EXHIBIT EVER!

    I mean, who doesn’t love a wall full of faces??

    james-silvercat

    I am utterly in favour of walls covered in faces

    forged-in-fire-and-darkness

    I read this and thought “wow Laika? Like the Soviet dog?”. It was indeed named after the Soviet dog.