I’ve never heard a dog literally enunciate Woof before
When you try to fit in
(via)
Life’s a box of chocolates
(via)
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
Person holding Skeleton (S): I have a joke for you :)
Person in Boo Hat (H): What?
S: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? :3
H: I dunno… [go on guess] …death? [Noo….go on…GUESS!] Hckhhgh I dunno.
(H starts to giggle)
S: Come on…GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a skeleton’s. Favorite. SNACK!? GUESS!
H: [still giggling] You’re putting a lot of pressure-
S: GUESS! FUCK! [slams skeleton’s head against crate] GUESS! GUESS GOD DAMN YOU! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME!? WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?!
H: [laughing] Bones?
S: NO!!! [slams against another crate] NO!!! WHAT IS IT!? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!
H: [holding face and laughing quietly]
S: ………… [yelling at the top of their lungs] RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!! FUCK!!!
Always reblog the classic
bringing this back
There are very few things I will never not reblog, and this is one of them. I can’t watch this without laughing.
Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week
I got 4 and almost died
I got 7
Ha I got 8hjsakjxcvz *Passes out*
I got to 9, bitches! I used to hold my breath for fun as a child.
YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!
Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit
i’m so delighted that tumblr found out about this match, because lord have mercy, twitter was losing its shit over it
This majestic as hell
They’re drift compatible
FIRS LOOK!!!!!
98....much simpler times
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
WAAA-
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
Sevdiğim kediler
"I'm going to be a HORRIBLE Father one day BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKS."
-Every Cat Owner Ever At Some Point
*woman laughing in background while man admonishes his cat*
“-fucking helping. You did it. You’re helping. You’re gonna pick this up one little kernel at a time, and you’re gonna like it, cause I’m fucking fed up with your bullshit. I’m gonna be a horrible father one day because of you fucks.”
Quarantine in Spain. 3rd day
Firefox has encountered a bug
Racism is over
So much this! I love it when I see different races and cultures sharing different ideas and interacting so positively!
I once volunteered at a museum about Anishinaabe culture (Potowatomi, Chippewa, and Odawa Native Americans) despite being racially a white male, I have a lot of respect and reverence towards the natives. They have suffered enough throughout history, and their voices deserve to be heard.
I took the opportunity to LEARN about their culture and language while I was there, and because I had such a respect and WILLINGNESS TO LEARN, the people working there encouraged this. Next thing I knew, I was spiritually assigned to one of their Clan Animals, learning even more about the language, helping the youth with cultural art projects, learning traditional dances among the youth, and eventually was given an Anishinaabe spirit name. A name I keep sacred in my heart and soul. A name...that I even love above my BIRTH name.
To hear people yell "Cultural Appropriation" at such interaction both angers and saddens me. The Anishinaabe I worked with WANTED their culture and story shared. They WANTED people to learn about it. They LOVED seeing people respect and learn their language and culture, as that was a way they kept it alive through generations. To see people yell that cultures should be...kept to the certain groups...feels wrong. After all,to help others you need to understand them and their needs.
Kylo Ren: Control yourself. A lightsaber? Interesting.
Stormtrooper who's about to get promoted: If there's one Jedi left, it's not you