nerviovago

- Don’t Woof…

- Woof..

muchymozzarella

I’ve never heard a dog literally enunciate Woof before

grace-after-the-fall

He said,

🗣 WOOF.

When you try to fit in

(via)

Life’s a box of chocolates

(via)

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

iplaytolosebitch

Person holding Skeleton (S): I have a joke for you :)

Person in Boo Hat (H): What?

S: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? :3

H: I dunno… [go on guess] …death? [Noo….go on…GUESS!] Hckhhgh I dunno.

(H starts to giggle)

S: Come on…GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a skeleton’s. Favorite. SNACK!? GUESS!

H: [still giggling] You’re putting a lot of pressure-

S: GUESS! FUCK! [slams skeleton’s head against crate] GUESS! GUESS GOD DAMN YOU! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME!? WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?!

H: [laughing] Bones?

S: NO!!! [slams against another crate] NO!!! WHAT IS IT!? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!

H: [holding face and laughing quietly]

S: ………… [yelling at the top of their lungs] RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!! FUCK!!!

shadowrabbit3593

Always reblog the classic

knight-of-time64

bringing this back

nonenosome

There are very few things I will never not reblog, and this is one of them. I can’t watch this without laughing.

I will take grenade for ya

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

jaubaius

I got 4 and almost died

arc-carnage

I got 7

outcasts-redeemer

Ha I got 8hjsakjxcvz *Passes out*

heliosthegriffin

I got to 9, bitches! I used to hold my breath for fun as a child.

gorillageek27

5

ice-covered-water

6

thot-pic

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

sweepsheep

Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit

ryanvoid

i’m so delighted that tumblr found out about this match, because lord have mercy, twitter was losing its shit over it

aries-sama

This majestic as hell

spiderwebsitar

They’re drift compatible

i-restuff

FIRS LOOK!!!!!

stephreynaart

I’M CRYING!

I wasn’t even a half second in and I started laughing.

ice-covered-water

98....much simpler times

camiekahle

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

rick-sanchez

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

pinkifingers

That last fatal scream tho

icexxxtea

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

itscarororo

i’m crying

smore-692

WAAA-

home-stuck-in-desert-bluffs

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

furry-boss-monster

IT’S BACK

tinage-dreams

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

not-a-recommended-url

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

lucyheartfiliaxxnatsudragneel

re-blogging again xD

Sevdiğim kediler

themanwithoceaneyes

"I'm going to be a HORRIBLE Father one day BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKS."

-Every Cat Owner Ever At Some Point

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

*woman laughing in background while man admonishes his cat*

“-fucking helping. You did it. You’re helping. You’re gonna pick this up one little kernel at a time, and you’re gonna like it, cause I’m fucking fed up with your bullshit. I’m gonna be a horrible father one day because of you fucks.”

mockwa

Quarantine in Spain. 3rd day

ceevee5

For the love of God, sound on.

Firefox has encountered a bug

thottavius-rex

Racism is over

ice-covered-water

So much this! I love it when I see different races and cultures sharing different ideas and interacting so positively!

I once volunteered at a museum about Anishinaabe culture (Potowatomi, Chippewa, and Odawa Native Americans) despite being racially a white male, I have a lot of respect and reverence towards the natives. They have suffered enough throughout history, and their voices deserve to be heard.

I took the opportunity to LEARN about their culture and language while I was there, and because I had such a respect and WILLINGNESS TO LEARN, the people working there encouraged this. Next thing I knew, I was spiritually assigned to one of their Clan Animals, learning even more about the language, helping the youth with cultural art projects, learning traditional dances among the youth, and eventually was given an Anishinaabe spirit name. A name I keep sacred in my heart and soul. A name...that I even love above my BIRTH name.

To hear people yell "Cultural Appropriation" at such interaction both angers and saddens me. The Anishinaabe I worked with WANTED their culture and story shared. They WANTED people to learn about it. They LOVED seeing people respect and learn their language and culture, as that was a way they kept it alive through generations. To see people yell that cultures should be...kept to the certain groups...feels wrong. After all,to help others you need to understand them and their needs.

Kylo Ren: Control yourself. A lightsaber? Interesting.

Stormtrooper who's about to get promoted: If there's one Jedi left, it's not you